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BurtDurand

  1. @mollygos WAT u talkin bout lol 37 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mollygos
  2. @girlvani Everything. Was. Fried. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to girlvani
  3. @girlvani Why does my stomach hurt so #UUURRFGG about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Tonight we dine on fried boudin balls. #foodporn instagr.am/p/LZI2G9j2Q5/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
  5. I just convinced a two-year old to name her fish "Pizza". IT IS DONE. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @missupluto I want to save this pie but I'm about to head to New Iberia for boudin balls! WILL THERE BE PIE TONIGHT? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to missupluto
  7. @donnygallagher *DonDon about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to donnygallagher
  8. Accidentally added pancake mix to my cereal. Not a good sign. instagr.am/p/LYQYtdD2bo/ about 10 hours ago via Instagram
  9. CONCERTONOES! instagr.am/p/LYEB9wD2Tt/ about 12 hours ago via Instagram
  10. @FairMadness seems logical, SEEMS logical about 14 hours ago via web in reply to FairMadness
  11. @Rob_guillory OH SHIT, I heard that when a man turns 30, he instantly turns fat. IS IT TRUE (also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY) about 14 hours ago via web in reply to Rob_guillory
  12. This will get you ready for Saturday (thanks to @ryanpequin) youtu.be/NGwwJEE7k48 about 14 hours ago via web
  13. Why is recital rehearsal at 9:30 in the morning, I usually don't get out of bed until 10! I am an ADULT about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @FairMadness Everything I tweet is a lie; I am a kind person. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FairMadness
  15. #DiabloIII are you really making me sit through all these credits? Is your Global Customer Support VP a demon? No? Then stop. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @ginger_curls You Only Learn Once about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ginger_curls
  17. Was just informed that fingernail paint DOESN'T take several hours to dry, JESSICA. 7:46 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Guys: If a girl gives you a fake number, it doesn't mean she doesn't want to date you; it means you are disgusting. #DatingTips 7:41 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @whoajordie Did I win your number quiz??? 7:15 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whoajordie
  20. Featuring Edward Scissorhands in an upcoming comic! instagr.am/p/LWrQgEj2Sb/ 7:14 PM Jun 1st via Instagram