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  1. @dangerousalice you know, i don't think your husband was the idiot in that case (unless, you mean "idiot husband" in the general sense). 3:02 PM May 31st via web in reply to dangerousalice
  2. @dangerousalice awesome. However, did he end up there? 2:39 PM May 31st via web in reply to dangerousalice
  3. At brass band near wave organ. Join! 9:23 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. The marina is a cesspool of bros and loathing. I'm never coming back here unless it's to cleanse this stain of humanity with fire 7:24 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. It's a long shot, but has any of you seen my black chrome messenger bag? It has my favorite headlamp in it. 4:34 PM May 26th via web
  6. On second thought, I might just stick a bucket of whiskey in my head. 4:48 PM May 25th via web
  7. I might just stick my head in a bucket of whiskey. 4:24 PM May 25th via web
  8. @QarlyQ make sure to have the contract written in blood, preferably the blood of the venture capitalists' lawyers. 9:24 PM May 24th via Plume for Android in reply to QarlyQ
  9. @vniow DROWN IT WITH WHISKEY AND KILL SOMETHING ELSE WITH FIRE!!! 4:14 PM May 24th via web in reply to vniow
  10. Anyone have any recommendations for food in Dallas? 5:16 PM May 23rd via web
  11. @Avar1c3 @colinaut @hackmancoltaire @notquitejaded @kimberdink that sounds like it may be fun. @jennifermleech and i might join 3:35 PM May 23rd via web in reply to Avar1c3
  12. @nicoles I 100% agree. I'd like to see a world where arts (even the lame ones) had the same civic importance as sport. #fuckit #letsmakeart 11:49 AM May 23rd via web in reply to nicoles
  13. @nicoles but YOUR culture is not everyone else's culture. Sports is an important part of civic life and community to many outside our bubble 10:23 AM May 23rd via web in reply to nicoles
  14. @evacide well, let me apologize and welcome you into the fandom of SPORTS! You agree that the new arena will be analogous to pac-bell park? 7:06 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to evacide
  15. @evacide a better effort in retreating. Not opposing, but co-counsel, rests. 6:53 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to evacide
  16. @evacide how did I not earn that? No. Wait. That's a troll! How is relying on "I wonder" to retreat from a position not weaksauce, counsel? 6:39 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to evacide
  17. @evacide @yerdua @sfslim actually, someone tried something similar today in court. It didn't work for him either. 6:29 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to evacide
  18. @evacide @yerdua @sfslim such a transparent retreat from a troll would be met with mockery in court. Relying on "I wonder" is weaksauce 6:28 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to evacide
  19. @evacide @yerdua @sfslim not quite. Such generalizations are unbecoming from those who object when one touches on a cow they hold dear 6:22 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to evacide
  20. @yerdua you are going to have to explain your hatred of sports to me sometime. your hobbies are not better than mine #imwatchingsportsnow 6:14 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to yerdua
  • Name burstein
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