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  1. @dangerousalice you know, i don't think your husband was the idiot in that case (unless, you mean "idiot husband" in the general sense).
  2. @dangerousalice awesome. However, did he end up there?
  3. At brass band near wave organ. Join!
  4. The marina is a cesspool of bros and loathing. I'm never coming back here unless it's to cleanse this stain of humanity with fire
  5. It's a long shot, but has any of you seen my black chrome messenger bag? It has my favorite headlamp in it.
  6. On second thought, I might just stick a bucket of whiskey in my head.
  7. I might just stick my head in a bucket of whiskey.
  8. @QarlyQ make sure to have the contract written in blood, preferably the blood of the venture capitalists' lawyers.
  9. @vniow DROWN IT WITH WHISKEY AND KILL SOMETHING ELSE WITH FIRE!!!
  10. Anyone have any recommendations for food in Dallas?
  11. @Avar1c3 @colinaut @hackmancoltaire @notquitejaded @kimberdink that sounds like it may be fun. @jennifermleech and i might join
  12. @nicoles I 100% agree. I'd like to see a world where arts (even the lame ones) had the same civic importance as sport. #fuckit #letsmakeart
  13. @nicoles but YOUR culture is not everyone else's culture. Sports is an important part of civic life and community to many outside our bubble
  14. @evacide well, let me apologize and welcome you into the fandom of SPORTS! You agree that the new arena will be analogous to pac-bell park?
  15. @evacide a better effort in retreating. Not opposing, but co-counsel, rests.
  16. @evacide how did I not earn that? No. Wait. That's a troll! How is relying on "I wonder" to retreat from a position not weaksauce, counsel?
  17. @evacide @yerdua @sfslim actually, someone tried something similar today in court. It didn't work for him either.
  18. @evacide @yerdua @sfslim such a transparent retreat from a troll would be met with mockery in court. Relying on "I wonder" is weaksauce
  19. @evacide @yerdua @sfslim not quite. Such generalizations are unbecoming from those who object when one touches on a cow they hold dear
  20. @yerdua you are going to have to explain your hatred of sports to me sometime. your hobbies are not better than mine #imwatchingsportsnow