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BurritoBoy

  1. So, is it safe to assume the hungriest woman won the the Freihofer Race? #CookieJokes
  2. Christy @ Burden Lake, NY instagr.am/p/LYh1nBxmc6/
  3. Please tell me there's a gigantic card table covered with Freihofer's chocolate chip cookies at the end of that race.
  4. I miss my Startac.
  5. How many peperoncinis are too many?
  6. Tom Moore? RT. @MichaelTG09: @BurritoBoy Flattering Matt but not yet. Pay attention to who I endorse. #Albany #nextmayor
  7. Why do I always spit in the urinal?
  8. Prediction. @MichaelTG09 will be the next Mayor of Albany.
  9. Evidently you're the Green Lantern RT “@jeremyschug: If I was the incredible hulk I would be the big green guy most of the time.”
  10. For those of you going out to dinner/drinks tonight, may I kindly suggest @OldeEnglishPub I'll be working there this evening. #PickleBacks?
  11. Hey everyone northeast of Albany. It's pronounced see-rup, not "surp".
  12. It's not my fault this huge exercise ball doesn't have breaks. They roll around. #Chill
  13. Who is the most powerful woman in Albany, NY? fridaypuppy.com/index.php/2012…