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  1. @MattRudge PixPlsThnx
  2. @iamtimbo Comb to Bishops goat. I can lick you up. Sound like Officer Crabtree on 'Allo 'Allo
  3. @iamtimbo LOCK you up. Oh dear #schoolboyerrors
  4. @iamtimbo Come to Bishopsgate. I can lick you up
  5. @iamtimbo @hanjimani You know me. Anal poof. Retentive, that is. Don't know Han's excuse
  6. @iamtimbo 'One'? Was that for real?!
  7. @nevenmrgan Here's mine http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  8. The Optimax laser vision tv ad: What a very wide mouth that lady has
  9. @burntoutcar is sleepy. @burntoutcar is heading for his bed. @burntoutcar only has one more night shift to work
  10. Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier darling, names names names
  11. @marcooth ♥ ☺
  12. @empireofno Happy birthday Mr. Empire!
  13. @Jayhirst Shoulda jumped a little higher, shoulda fluttered my mascara like a butterfly instead of being lazy
  14. @fueledbyregret You shoulda made me
  15. Shoulda known, shoulda cared, shoulda hung around the kitchen in my underwear
  16. Chickens
  17. @mess_xx AMT is the best coffee in this town
  18. @cy419 Yep, just had lovely Nescafe, sachet, polycup instant coffee, mmmm my favourite
  19. @floetry Funny thing was, I didn't have a coffee then anyway, but eight hours later
  20. First coffee of the day!