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@ysbab I hate Sundays too. http://twitpic.com/ppyv2:05 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to ysbab
@wutwut Well he smokes cigarettes, eats red meat, can read and write. . .fuck, she's on to something!11:46 AM Oct 9th, 2008 from web in reply to wutwut
Coworker, "Is it racist to thank the Jews for no traffic today?" "Is it racist to blame them for traffic any other day?" "Good point."9:22 AM Oct 9th, 2008 from web
@kittenhotep The same way you quit coffee. . .OH SHI-12:04 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from web in reply to kittenhotep
@ImSpecialAskMom I would have to allow myself a window at 3am, since when I'm fit shaced at that hour, I mean all those "fuck you" emails.11:55 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from web in reply to ImSpecialAskMom
@ImSpecialAskMom There are some people at my office that would NEVER be able to send email, if that was forced.11:01 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from web in reply to ImSpecialAskMom
@kriegs http://tinyurl.com/5erar38:33 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from web in reply to kriegs
@kriegs sent you the site index via email. Got distracted donating to the poverished in ku-OHWAIT!8:41 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from Twittelator in reply to kriegs
@kriegs did they do it in Jesus' name? Fuckers.5:57 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from Twittelator in reply to kriegs
J-walked back to my truck. Left the 5mph parking lot going 10mph. Obviously the rebel in me is going to be the destruction of our society.1:07 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from Twittelator
http://twitpic.com/ekl6 - Last visit to Burbank, because apparently I'm a criminal.12:36 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/e3eh - Just saying.1:14 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from TwitPic
"File a complaint. The branch shouldn't have been that low," a coworker said. "Are you retarded? *I* hit the tree. The tree didn't hit me."9:23 AM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
If you don't have time to grab coffee in the morning to wake up, I highly recommend walking into a tree. http://twitpic.com/e24d8:25 AM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
@mripley http://twitpic.com/dz8h3:26 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from web in reply to mripley
@reaches I'm hardly your peer.3:13 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from web in reply to reaches
To coworker, asking for help, "Your computer is a piece of shit. Is that the kind of technical support you were looking for?"2:50 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from web
@kittenhotep Only someone who appreciates "bean art" would find the drawing to cut-out exciting. . .OH WAIT.2:00 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from Twittelator in reply to kittenhotep
@kittenhotep Mom please flush it all away.10:00 AM Sep 29th, 2008 from web in reply to kittenhotep
@ImSpecialAskMom polls are questions.5:26 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from Twittelator in reply to ImSpecialAskMom