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is writing for a show called ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED. If I was an actor I'd say I was typecast, but can a writer I am typewritten?
3:26 PM Nov 20th
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No news is no news. Still awaiting new news...
10:54 AM Nov 6th
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@ - Wills is on Twitter?! Welcome, welcome!
12:57 PM Nov 5th
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is afraid she may have the worst superpower: tonsil regeneration (...or maybe its just hypochondriacatic ghost tonsilitis...)
12:44 PM Nov 5th
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If a woman dressed as a black cat crossed my path, is it still bad luck? (which she did at 9 am jaywalking in black pleather)
8:53 AM Oct 29th
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Crescent Hghts looks like a war zone. A war against palm trees. Put down that wind, and let's try to get along.
8:59 PM Oct 27th
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NY pizza in LA at Two Boots, then off to find that damn Sasquatch at Big Foot Lodge.
5:46 PM Oct 23rd
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@ - St. George's? You? Donald? NY? Wish I was there!
3:52 PM Oct 22nd
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had a small serving of 'nap' today for lunch. It was delicious!
2:32 PM Oct 22nd
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@ did you also have the expression of broken dreams on your face? Or a spitball on your back?
10:46 AM Oct 21st
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in reply to khad
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@ Subway rat spotting in my fav NY game!! I've varied it a bit, for Hollywood...here it's tranny hooker spotting...
10:44 AM Oct 21st
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in reply to rachelrauch
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has a feeling she'll be making excuses for why the Great Pumpkin doesn't show...yet again...this year.
6:20 PM Oct 20th
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Working at work but not on work. (if there was work at work I would work it, but I can't help it if the work email doesn't work)
3:57 PM Oct 19th
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Translation to non-LA-ers: in LA "be there in a minute" means "I will be at least 30 minutes late".
1:20 AM Oct 18th
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Beer shark mice at IO. 9pm. It's been too long...
7:16 PM Oct 17th
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Slept through the night after seeing Paranormal Activity. Although my roommate says I stood by his bed for 3 hours. That's normal, right?
12:03 PM Oct 16th
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@ I was also glued. It was so surreal, and so crazy that I wanted it to be real (as long as he ended up okay, of course).
11:10 PM Oct 15th
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in reply to ashynobi
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@ Flying saucer boy? Sadly.
11:02 PM Oct 15th
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in reply to ashynobi
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Didn't find Paranormal Activity that scary. Of course, it's not 3 a.m. yet...
11:02 PM Oct 15th
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That tweet was brought to you via my 4 year old neice, Anna.
2:24 PM Oct 14th
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- Name Kara Lee Burk
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Bio In the real world I write things that consist of more than 140 characters...hopefully they're also funnier than my Twitter updates
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