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I lake you. #BadOutdoorsPickupLines 2:34 PM May 22nd via txt
Very proud to present: Hipster Bert! #Twins #minnesota thebookofbert.tumblr.com/post/232582926… 8:14 PM May 17th via web
People who cite #MythBusters studies regularly deserve a special place in hell. 7:07 PM May 17th via web
Jesus was a carpenter, folks. Throw the guy a bone. 1:48 PM May 16th via txt
Maybe the reason why so many prayers go unanswered is because they aren't sufficiently carpentry themed. 1:45 PM May 16th via txt
@spitmcgraw @MNKartarik My library sandwich was, in fact, Nutella, butter, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and asparagus on toasted rye. 12:15 PM May 16th via web in reply to spitmcgraw
Can't get enough of this show. #Veep tmblr.co/ZtsQ6wLbQilr 12:12 PM May 16th via Tumblr
fart i can't watch any science fiction or action movies because deep down i know that if it were up to me i couldn't save earth :( 8:42 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by burgessanthem and 6 others
ChrisWarcraft Apparently Blizzard has reached a compromise with the Wives and Girlfriends of America. Bnet service down at 10:30. #itssexytime, #awwwwyeah 8:41 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by burgessanthem and 80 others
.@spitmcgraw is forcing me into uncomfortable, silent library eye contact right now. #finals 8:29 PM May 15th via web
I've never seen a finer BC Rich bass. #trivium 7:56 PM May 14th via txt
Photo of the week. #OfficeSpace tmblr.co/ZtsQ6wLSjYKs 1:41 AM May 14th via Tumblr
"MAN I totally can't get Mr. Brownstone out of my head!" - nobody ever 1:04 AM May 14th via web
Hey @pattonoswalt, could a swell fellow such as yourself pass me the Charmin? #gentleTweets 12:53 AM May 14th via web
fart can i actually go do that thing where i park beneath a runway like in Wayne's World or did the terrorists take that away from us too 11:36 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by burgessanthem and 21 others
loveburgess Our last show ever is TONIGHt from 10 to midnight. tmblr.co/ZhuYZwLRpnhX 7:17 PM May 13th via Tumblr Retweeted by burgessanthem
_mcchris without my mother's encouragement i wouldn't have been able to annoy you all so much. you can blame her. i love you mom! happy mother's day! 10:24 AM May 13th via HootSuite Retweeted by burgessanthem and 13 others
EliBraden "I'd like a ticket for 'Dark Shadows', please" - Like, 6 or 7 people 9:38 PM May 12th via Echofon Retweeted by burgessanthem and 29 others
MC CHRIS RETWEETED ME OMG. OMG. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ME. twitter.com/burgessanthem/… 9:21 PM May 12th via web
@_mcchris Holy fuck! Thanks for the retweet! May the force be with you. 9:17 PM May 12th via web

Name Erik Burgess
Location Saint Paul, MN
Web http://erikburges...
Bio I like writing stories, drinking fancy beer and hot dogs with mac n cheese. And baseball. So much baseball.