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  1. I am bracing for tomorrow's festival of neediness ...about 12 hours ago from web
  2. "What you call 'love' was invented by men like me to sell nylons' - Don Draper8:48 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  3. Asking dumb, lazy questions is a good way to learn -- but it's mere parasitism if you don't actually use it to *learn.*6:26 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  4. I just heard a German speaker say "last but not least" -- do those words happen to sound in the same in German, or has German borrowed it?6:25 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  5. I was atop Powell Butte on a clearing when the lightning began. The thing that saved me: I was not wearing my copper-aluminum cap (chafing).5:43 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  6. I slept all the way to 8am this morning. Whuh? I didn't think that was possible. What do I do now? The day is almost over already.8:20 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  7. Blazers by 10 after 3 ... But I died a little inside when I saw Coors for $8 per draw. Coors should pay us to drink that cat pee.9:33 PM Nov 6th from txt
  8. I just turned down a $6 half cup of ice cream. I'd do it again. Almost no regrets. Almost.8:18 PM Nov 6th from txt
  9. I was not aware of the new Blazers' costumes - not bad. Maybe a little too much white. Yes, more red needed.8:15 PM Nov 6th from txt
  10. It took only 3 minutes for the refs to make their 1st bullshit call against Greg Oden- then less than a minute until the 2nd.7:45 PM Nov 6th from txt
  11. I am about to watch the Blazers play the Spurs LIVE in the so-called Rose Garden.7:11 PM Nov 6th from txt
  12. Somewhere right now, a person is powering $50k speakers with a $20k amp to play 128kbps MP3 files. Let us weep.3:33 PM Nov 6th from txt
  13. Ken Cosgrove has the rare gift of making me think I haven't any problems. His secret: an ether-soaked rag pressed against my face.12:02 PM Nov 6th from web
  14. RT @neversun Carl Sagan Day is tomorrow! Hells yes. http://www.carlsaganday.com/12:01 PM Nov 6th from web
  15. I've been afraid to turn on the tee vee lately --- is Dr. Phil still alive?8:47 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  16. II8:46 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
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  18. Commonly seen in landfills, by design, infant humans defecate into moisture-absorbing synthetic fabric panels lining the insides of these.8:45 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  19. To reiterate the most important observation I made today: I really want a pygmy bison if available.6:57 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  20. Feelings, egos, impressions, & hopes will do as they will do, but reality always triumphs.3:48 PM Nov 5th from txt