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  1. I want another day off.
  2. I did not realize that Rainn Wilson is Bahá'í.
  3. @bigmexicracker ...and the unsecured object that will fly freely when I roll my F-150, causing me terminal brain injury.
  4. What an adorable little cop.
  5. Power at the store is flickering. Anarchy and chaos is nigh!
  6. If only the news would say anything about MJ. All I'm seeing is Iranian protesters being round up and the Honduran president being arrested.
  7. @bigmexicracker Twitter fail!
  8. A competent new guy! Rejoice!
  9. Not Billy... This can't be real. Please, God, let this be a nightmare...
  10. I sincerely hope that as the MSM is outmoded, pointless fame will die with it. I'm going to go berserk if I see another MJ story.
  11. I know what Sprite looks like in a courtesy cup. Not that I care, mind you. You're just not as clever as you think.
  12. Lift the handle. Lift the damn handle that the nozzle rests on. Is it really that hard?
  13. Heading off to the bar.
  14. Who the fuck are Jon and Kate?
  15. Billy Mays is all fun and games until you have to hear a commercial of his every 15 minutes.
  16. #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
  17. Goodbye, Songbird. You were a decent get-by media player, but the last thing I need is another memory hungry Gecko app on my computer.
  18. Customer quote of the week: "It's -scientifically impossible- for the 20 ounce drink to be more expensive than the 32."
  19. Just accedentally said "testicle" to my boss.
  20. @pennjillette That is now my favorite foreign swear. It just rolls off the tongue.