bunnymcintosh
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@ OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR NEW VIDEO
3:17 PM Sep 22nd
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because Jill says "whatever. Being drunk makes my job more challenging."
8:31 PM Sep 21st
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Now we're doing shots of tequila.
8:26 PM Sep 21st
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Jill's response: "How does one tie-in a vignette of seeing a grown man pooping in a trough? But that was on a different continent."
8:24 PM Sep 21st
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Jill's real life account of a French-Hobo story ended with "And the hobo never sang again."
8:21 PM Sep 21st
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JIll: "I wonder how many cigarettes you'd have to take if you mixed them with birth control to give yourself a stroke. 2 packs of each?"
7:40 PM Sep 21st
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Jill again, w/r/t snacks: "Maybe I'll just have a cigarette. Now that my underpants are getting to tight for me."
7:39 PM Sep 21st
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Jill is in rare form: "He was generous, and I was in a pinch. And now I never want to see him again."
7:37 PM Sep 21st
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I talked about community theater and crossbow hunting on the radio today.
7:25 PM Aug 31st
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I am eating soup and watching The Soup. I AM AT THE NEXUS OF THE UNIVERSE.
11:15 AM Aug 31st
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I MUST HAVE A MICHAEL JACKSON HAIR DIAMOND.
4:22 PM Aug 27th
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"We create diamonds from hair. We have Michael Jackson’s hair. It would almost be remiss of us not to make a diamond..." I AGREE
4:22 PM Aug 27th
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If only I could do my hair like Tammy Wynette.
7:45 PM Aug 17th
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OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT CARLTON.
10:55 AM Aug 12th
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Why is Urkle still the only tv black nerd?
10:55 AM Aug 12th
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if someone you know wants to be an actress, you should punch them.
10:50 AM Aug 12th
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Google just auto-filled my last search as being "House of Darion."
5:23 PM Aug 10th
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Knocking orange beach out with my american thighs.
9:24 AM Jul 4th
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got a job. Thank you, The Man, for hiring me.
8:44 AM Jun 19th
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My knowledge of MS Calculator WILL GO ON MY RESUME. IT MAKES THE CUT. interests include: decorative egg collecting, nudity, swords
12:25 PM May 20th
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