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  1. @biggray OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR NEW VIDEO http://bit.ly/1G8C0C
  2. because Jill says "whatever. Being drunk makes my job more challenging."
  3. Now we're doing shots of tequila.
  4. Jill's response: "How does one tie-in a vignette of seeing a grown man pooping in a trough? But that was on a different continent."
  5. Jill's real life account of a French-Hobo story ended with "And the hobo never sang again."
  6. JIll: "I wonder how many cigarettes you'd have to take if you mixed them with birth control to give yourself a stroke. 2 packs of each?"
  7. Jill again, w/r/t snacks: "Maybe I'll just have a cigarette. Now that my underpants are getting to tight for me."
  8. Jill is in rare form: "He was generous, and I was in a pinch. And now I never want to see him again."
  9. I talked about community theater and crossbow hunting on the radio today.
  10. I am eating soup and watching The Soup. I AM AT THE NEXUS OF THE UNIVERSE.
  11. I MUST HAVE A MICHAEL JACKSON HAIR DIAMOND.
  12. "We create diamonds from hair. We have Michael Jackson’s hair. It would almost be remiss of us not to make a diamond..." I AGREE
  13. If only I could do my hair like Tammy Wynette.
  14. OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT CARLTON.
  15. Why is Urkle still the only tv black nerd?
  16. if someone you know wants to be an actress, you should punch them.
  17. Google just auto-filled my last search as being "House of Darion."
  18. Knocking orange beach out with my american thighs.
  19. got a job. Thank you, The Man, for hiring me.
  20. My knowledge of MS Calculator WILL GO ON MY RESUME. IT MAKES THE CUT. interests include: decorative egg collecting, nudity, swords