bunnybear17
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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
4:07 PM May 30th
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I hate it when someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying “never mind”.. Tell me, or I will cut you, bitch.
5:30 PM May 30th
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When Karma Finally Hits You In The Face; I'll be there.... You know, just in case it needs some help.
8:26 AM May 29th
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Don't take hours to reply.
7:54 AM May 24th
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No matter how badass you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, You answer that shit.
12:30 PM May 15th
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Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?...... Fuck you.
3:45 PM May 15th
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Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if you can". When I checked it today, it was called "Challenge accepted"
1:01 PM May 16th
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I MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HOES!!! "Grandma, stop peeing on the garden tools!"
4:00 PM May 16th
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I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit you're going first!!!
3:30 PM May 17th
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Everyone has at that one friend who annoys the fuck out of you, but you love them anyways. That's me.
3:45 PM May 17th
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Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "Sorry for the damage" Watching them is priceless
11:37 AM May 18th
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I used to yell "Hey slut!" at school and watch 15 girls turn around.
7:00 PM May 18th
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Some guy broke into my house last week, and all he took was my TV remote, Now he drives by and changes the channels.....
9:34 PM May 18th
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Friend: "I hope you burn in hell" Me: "I hope you step on a lego in the dark" Friend: *gasps* "Take that back!"
11:00 AM May 19th
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Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "Bitch, please. I make campfires underwater."
11:30 AM May 19th
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The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results.
12:30 PM May 19th
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cant understand why some people cant open there mouths without bullshit falling from it
1:45 PM May 19th
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I always wonder if people are born stupid or does it come naturally!
2:00 PM May 19th
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When you can't find the TV remote, all trust suddenly goes out the window. "Do you have the remote?" "No." "Stand up."
5:15 PM May 18th
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Sometimes I try to force myself to care less, because I care way too much.
11:44 AM May 13th
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- Name chelsa marie bratton
- Location Paragould, Arkansas
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