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- @eH @noahhurst - Can you make a custom wordpress theme or know someone who can? I already have the design. (plz Retweet)about 5 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to eH
- hey @drdrew - has anybody ever told you that you look like Drew Carey, Gary Busey, or Bob Barker? http://u.nu/49ti2:54 AM Jul 11th from web
- I wish rain drops fell slower. Think how cool it'd be to play in rain falling half speed. Gravity is too strong, sometimes it depresses me.5:21 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
- Mom, while looking @ pix of her 3-day old 1st grand-daughter: "Aww! I can't stand it! I wanna go see her right now!" This was at 1:45am.11:53 PM Jun 29th from TwitterFon
- Are they making eYearbooks yet? B/c I wish I didn't have 80 lbs. of forgettable memories to lug around once in a while, & look at even less.6:07 PM Jun 20th from web
- Coolest news I've read all week: They Might Be Giants sponsoring a little league baseball team named after them. They get t-shirts and all!2:09 AM May 29th from web
- How many tv shows NOT set in New York or L.A. can you name in the 15 seconds after you read this?5:08 AM May 26th from TwitterFon
- I can't believe it's taken me this long in life to figure out how the cereal aisle is organized at Walmart. Now I can stop being angry.3:20 PM May 19th from web
- "...you might be living off the fat of the land, but you're killing the chickens!" - My fav punchline I don't know the rest of the joke for.7:14 PM May 7th from web
- What do they do with eyeballs that glass eyes replace? You could make a great sock puppet with them.3:05 AM Apr 27th from TwitterFon
- Dear mom, Basia has a new album out. Dear everybody else on the planet, sorry to waste your time.4:01 PM Mar 29th from web
- I totally just one-upped Eric (@eH). - http://tr.im/hFmF - Anybody else wanna sit at the table?10:24 AM Mar 22nd from web
- @hipaaviolation thinks the teenaged vampires in Twilight are weird. Which part is weirder: that they're teenagers, or the vampire part?10:17 AM Mar 21st from web
- I'm making Marty listen to 311 all day. I think all their songs are actually just 3 songs.8:22 AM Mar 11th from web
- I'm having lunch with Batman! Christian Bale is at the table next to me. I want him to punch me.11:46 AM Mar 5th from Twitfire
- I accidentally did a sweet trick today, and then when I tried doing it again, on purpose, I crashgoboom'd. It's like making a girl laugh.3:58 PM Mar 1st from web
- New U2 album "released," but I'm ignoring it with purpose because they suuuuck. If I see Bono, I'm gonna tell him. I'm sure he knows though.9:34 AM Feb 18th from web
- USA Today used the words 'sarcophagus' & 'necropolis' in an article. They should add an article on news that they're using big words now.7:26 AM Feb 12th from Twitfire
- In the last 31 days I've eaten 26 pb&j's and 23 hot dogs. But tonight's the 1st taste of ice cream since I've been here. Just to update you.6:11 PM Feb 10th from Twitfire
- This pastor just said the sermon on the mount was "Jesus at the top of his game." Matthew 8:1 - When Jesus finished, he highfived his bro's.9:52 AM Feb 8th from Twitfire
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