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  1. @laura_jane88 Somebody on twitter who understands formal dinner etiquette? A rare thing indeed, have a glass of port. about 2 hours ago via Echofon in reply to laura_jane88
  2. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
  3. @pilotmann Purple FBC, Blue clotting stuff and Yellow everything else. 1:57 PM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to pilotmann
  4. @lilminimedic And PVL on your stethoscope. A deadly combo. 12:04 PM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to lilminimedic
  5. If I'm ever found naked and unconscious in a field, I will at least have written what I've taken on my face to make the doctors life easier. 11:25 AM Jun 1st via web
  6. A whole week away from the concrete death palace. Perhaps enough time for me to decolonise all the resistant superbacteria I probably carry. 11:11 AM Jun 1st via web
  7. @MDaware Ours do this too, especially when the patient has big T waves. 5:22 AM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to MDaware
  8. Today I witnessed the medical version of 'the boy who cried wolf'; The cardiac monitor who cried asystole. 5:09 AM Jun 1st via Echofon
  9. @PeteDeveson @welsh_gas_doc @mgtmccartney @DoctorChristian I may have poked fun at his cheek bones. Sorry, lowered the tone. 2:51 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to PeteDeveson
  10. @DoctorChristian "Stop moaning, it's not so bad" said the Field Marshall to the foot soldier. I think you need a change a perspective sir. 2:50 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to DoctorChristian
  11. @DoctorChristian I've always wanted to get my bollocks out on television, but I'm too embarrassed to go to my own doctor. Can you help? 1:46 PM May 30th via Echofon
  12. Why do we put nails in coffins? To stop the Oncologist giving one last round of chemotherapy. 1:44 PM May 30th via Echofon
  13. @themattmak I won't mock you. Just don't cry about it. #ohnohedidnt #ohyeshedid 1:36 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to themattmak
  14. @trufflethebendy Easy to put in, well tolerated by more awake patients. Generally tolerating an OP airway means you need intubating. 1:35 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to trufflethebendy
  15. @themattmak @silv24 Professional Badasses Healthcare Trust. Let's do it. I'll run the bar. 1:33 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to themattmak
  16. @trufflethebendy @Alexwintermute Meh, polyps are soft and move out of the way. Not something I've ever heard of or seen. I like NPs though. 1:32 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to trufflethebendy
  17. @trufflethebendy @Alexwintermute Correct, you mean nasal turbinates I think, not polyps. Dangerous if not inserted correctly. 1:29 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to trufflethebendy
  18. @themattmak (he says hopefully) 1:28 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to themattmak
  19. @themattmak Our ICU consultants do 24hr residential on-calls here too, brutal. Wouldn't mind being a trauma boss when I'm an ICU consultant! 1:28 PM May 30th via Echofon in reply to themattmak