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  1. Tip #183: Write out a Mad Lib, and bury it in the yard. In a thousand years, you'll be Nostradamus! Or, if lucky, a cyborg-zombie.
  2. Please nominate Bumps in the Night (http://www.youtube.com/bitntv ) for a Streamy Award for best comedy web series: http://bit.ly/89oEui
  3. Tip #182: I still don’t get why Ralph Ellison’s “Invisible Man” is considered a horror classic.
  4. Tip #181: Edgar Allan Poe wrote a story called: "Thou Art The Man." H.P. Lovecraft ripped it off for his: "You're the Man Now, Shogg(oth)."
  5. Tip #180: The upcoming film “Wolfman” is the long-awaited spin-off of Benicio Del Toro’s character from “Big Top Pee Wee."
  6. Tip #179: When conducting a seance, spice it up. Instead of rapping on the table, ask the spirits to freestyle a little.
  7. Tip #178: If you wake up thinking Hitler shot JFK from a UFO, it's OK: you went to sleep with The History Channel on
  8. Tip #177: If the thing in your grandmother’s bed is covered with hair, either she was eaten by a wolf or there's things she hasn't told you.
  9. Tip #176: In a country where Chucky is allowed to get married, don’t you think we ought to re-evaluate our stance on same-sex marriage?
  10. Tip #175: Walken's killing spree flashback in “Sleepy Hollow” was actually found footage, also titled: "Chris Takes a Ride."
  11. Tip #174: As aliases go, spelling your name backwards doesn't fool anyone, Count Alucard. You never see Yddref or Wasgij.
  12. Tip #173: If you can see the future, prioritize: A politician destined to end the world is more important than a lady being hit by a bus.
  13. Tip #172: Unless you happen to be in Oz, dousing a witch in water will probably only piss her off more.
  14. Tip #171: The biggest difference between Black Friday and a zombie movie is that the zombies don't care if you get the last HD TV.
  15. Tip #170: Would you eat a piece of candy you found in the woods? Right, so why the hell would you be okay with a candy house?
  16. Tip #169: Aliens: Earth is 70% water. If water is your one weakness, consider conquering someplace else.
  17. Tip #168: Forcing someone to drink 'til they puke doesn't count as an exorcism. That goes double for kids.
  18. RT @thisisbree: Trying to explain the law of conservation of energy as it relates to paranormal energy... is not easy.
  19. Tip #167: When I look at monsters and abominations, I think: "Would they be so f'ed up if their school had sex education beyond abstinence?"
  20. Tip #166: Someone's birthday party is no excuse to forget to put up a ghost tip. Sorry, everyone.