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debsylee Teaser trailer for next James Bond movie, "Skyfall", is here on.mash.to/Ji0nwf v @mashable @frednavarro @Peepsqueak about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by bumperdejesus and 4 others
wired Skaters Young and Old Take to the Drainage Ditches in Annual Contest bit.ly/LbzKbA about 6 hours ago via Bitly Composer Retweeted by bumperdejesus and 18 others
@JohnnySabonis Prom or Perp? I dunno the difference. 3:19 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JohnnySabonis
Does anyone else mistake Caliou for Moby? #parenting 12:42 PM May 19th via HootSuite
Oh Newark... You know that guy was super high because he just tried to hail a police car thinking it was a cab! 9:01 AM May 18th via HootSuite
MikeFrassinelli They're calling it the busiest weekend in NJ Transit history nj.com/news/index.ssf… 4:15 AM May 18th via Tweet Button Retweeted by bumperdejesus and 1 other
@CaraDiFalco jackknife, spill and entrapment still there on Rt 1 from early this morning? 4:31 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CaraDiFalco
What? Facebook is trading under the symbol FB? There goes one of my plans for my startup company, Fish Burger. ow.ly/aZiBx 5:49 PM May 17th via HootSuite
Disco Queen Donna Summer Dead at 63 - E! Online ow.ly/aYHac 9:26 AM May 17th via HootSuite
Wishing I'm in the Pacific right now. Porno for Pyros on loop will remedy that for now. 8:42 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
Stop saying QUADRUPLE dbag. The lil spanish lady doesnt know that word. Say FOUR shots of espresso on ur cappucino, you over-cologned thug. 8:09 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
Straight to TNT. “@NJentertainment: 'Battleship' is just another bored game bit.ly/JNlPtY” 6:26 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@jillkillsme on the new Spider-Man mobile.nj.com/advnj/pm_29223… 4:01 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@mahalagaylord I have family there now, so maybe every other year. 5:43 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mahalagaylord
Buttonscreperie Seeking musicians/bands to play at Buttons on Sundays from 11-1! Message if you or someone you know is interested. 4:13 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by bumperdejesus
@mahalagaylord Hey! I'll hit you up next time I'm in Denver. 8:22 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
Trenton police SUV is hit 5 times by gunfire, but two officers escape unharmed bit.ly/L2ZCpF 6:04 AM May 15th via NJ.com on iOS
@jenconnic yeah. One year off. 5:25 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jenconnic
There'll be a solar eclipse on the eve of the 1st anniversary of the May 21st Rapture. Uh oh. huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012… 4:35 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
VIDEO: George Norcross on Rutgers-Rowan merger proposal: "Yes, I am trying to put Humpty Dumpty back together again." ow.ly/aUxEN 3:15 AM May 15th via HootSuite

Name Bumper DeJesus
Location New Jersey
Web http://bumperdeje...
Bio Multimedia editor for The Star-Ledger and producer of the Ledger Live webcast. Daddy, shoegazer. Named after a car part that absorbs the impact of a collision.