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  1. Soon I will have 1337 twitter posts, and then I will quit modern life forever and roam the Appalachians, a free and complete man.
  2. I'm making http://bit.ly/2R7EPo tonight. Anyone who wants some is welcome to come to my apartment, seven miles up in orbit around the Earth.
  3. @Neabel amaaaaazing movie. Made me wish I didn't fear the open sea. And the English. And loud noises. Basically it made me think.
  4. This music is a bit silly but it is making my life many manifolds better and causing spontaneous cubicle grooving http://bit.ly/14yHN3
  5. @missneabel made my day.
  6. My self image doesn't know how to deal with the scores of compliments I seem to receive on my appearance whenever I forget to shower.
  7. What a life I live in the summer.
  8. So cold my jaw is aching from the chattering. Feeling needlessly despondent. So tired of these kinds of nights.
  9. All this exposure to radiation is making me thirsty.
  10. At least, in some versions of this four-dimensional locomotive I'm strapped to, that's true some of the time. It's kind of a quantum thing.
  11. I'm endlessly happy that I get to concoct insane things such as that and have at least one other person in the world dig it.
  12. Transdimensional siege weaponry make for the absolute best in cross-province baristas. Just watch that kick, it's a real doozy.
  13. The woman I work with has the most unappealing and infurating laugh I've ever heard. It's like "Hoo-HAH, hoo-HAH, hooo".
  14. Axe & Pearl: menacing whilst fashionable since 2009.
  15. @kmlongley Tea & Pwnage Inc. coming soon to a confused and delighted market near you.
  16. "I'm trying to suck the juice out so that it doesn't drip on my hand" "NGGHHH THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "...:@"
  17. I'd almost forgotten the pleasures of music that is chiefly made up of young men screaming at each other. I'm seventeen again!
  18. I am going to straight up kidnap the next puppy I see. Nnnngghhhh
  19. http://pic.gd/2f9e6d this is the red flag for "night is nearly over"
  20. Saying things like "dim wandering" = get your nose from out the DM's guide and go get some sushi, dweeb.