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  1. Steve Martin: "ÄWhen I'm back on top,Ñ I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big...it's gonna make you THROW UP." Bernadette Peters: "I DON'T W ...
  2. A poll on fox news recently added up to 120%. Which makes sense, since they are more right than anything else. BAH-ZING! #terrible
  3. Pappardelle, my new favorite Italian pasta. Assuming it was real and I didn't dream it.
  4. Get it? SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SPEAKING!!!
  5. The Worst Charades Participant, Ever: "You'll have to speak up...no, I can't read lips...I can't read ANYTHING!" - A:Helen Keller
  6. Tony, to Twitter (sobbing): "Wait, so you DON'T care about my intra-day travel plans?" Twitter, in response (resounding): "Nope."
  7. I'll be at Radburn 547.
  8. TV news had Kelsey Grammar on-screen.I thought headline read "Kramer Going to Broadway"-I thought something stupid was to happen.Still might
  9. I'm convinced this guy from the mail room is hopped up out of his mind all day, but that could be a job requirement...are they hiring?
  10. Amazon gave free mp3s.For shots and goggles, I downloaded Single Ladies by Beyonce and What You Waiting For by Gwen Stefani-Both compelling.
  11. A couple at this Kosher Japanese restaurant we're at complained that their sushi tasted "fishy." Douchebags like this make me avoid sushi.
  12. Why haven't seen anything about Vegan Turducken being available? Last I saw on the calendar, IT'S 2009. I smell an untapped jobs resource...
  13. Keely's going to be an Edumacator! Eventually! Hooray!
  14. Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 11:31am. I predicted the end result of Michael Richards appearing on Curb Your Enthusiasm! http://bit.ly/1zSAxN
  15. On the wall of people who donated to Ronald McDonald house, a $1 donation was generously made by "Chunky". Our thanks to Mr. Chunky.
  16. Now, a French rendition of Bobby Darin's anti-war song-remember it from the end of the Kevin Spacey flick?eh,you don't know what I'm saying.
  17. I'm at a French wine bar in the city somewhere. A rousing French rendition of "Oh What a Night" has me wondering where I am, really.
  18. Work's handing out copies of a book titled "The Speed of Trust". I could only muster a juvenile response...I drew an H between T and RUST.
  19. 'Men Who Stare at Goats': It's not baaaaad - USA Today, you never cease to disease.
  20. On the train with Yankees fans headed for the parade,and they're not loud and annoying at all.I don't hope they get hypothermia or anything.