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  1. NOW TAKE DIS DRIVIN EXAM: 1. WUT DESE SIMBOLS MEEN? (a hams, a beefs w/ a fork in it, a toonas w/ arow to cat, a broccerly w/ STOP ober it)
  2. WELCOM 2 BUDDYS TRAFFIX SKOOL. HERS A VIDDO ON WUT HAPNS WEN U DRIVE BAD: OOP! CRASH! AAAA! BLOODS! AN DIS WHY U SHUDDENT DRIVE W/ UR FEETS.
  3. MY ROOMMATE GOT A NEW COPY TABLE. IS OK I GESS BUT IT DUNT REPLACE THA PUPUSAN CHAIR HE TOOKED AWAY. >:-( unless he mebbe puts toonas on it.
  4. ATTENSHUN PEPLES: BLACK IS THA NEW AWSUMS. IF U DINT FALLED ASLEP IN MATHS CLASS U KNO WAT DIS MEANS (means i am awsums, snoozers)
  5. I WUNT TO MAKE A CABIN OUT OF POTSICKELS STIX BUT WE DUNT HAV ANY POTSICKELS. @DHAMMOND DO THAY MAKE BEEFS POTSICKELS? CAN U BRENG ME SUM?
  6. IM OVER BEIN A CAT SO 2DAY IM A COW. MOO! WERS MY SALT LICK? MOO! WERS MY BURDER? hode on. DO OVER.
  7. U ABUT TO ENTER THA CORT OF HONORABO JUDGE BUDDY. CASE #1 IN MADDER OF CRUNCHEEZ VS WET FUD. JUDGMINT IN FAVR OF WET FUD. DIS MY FINL RULIN!
  8. U HAS A RITE TO B QUIET. WUT U SED IS GON B USE AGANST U. U HAS A RITE TO A TURNY. U DUNT HAV WUN I FIND U WUN HIS NAME IS COSMO.
  9. @D3WEY I SOARY BUT I DUNT UNNERSTAN A WURD U SAYIN. U NED A SPEL CHEXER.
  10. A-HOY ME HARDIES. I AM DRED CAPN BLACK BUDD! IS TALK LIKE A PIE-RAT DAY SO I AM POST-- i mean BUOYED UP IN THA KITCHN EATIN MY GROOL.
  11. well i wuz gunna go ober to katys on my skatebroad but now im chillin on the pupusan chair. I NOT LAZY YALL. I JUS REAL.
  12. also i dunt kno why twittor had to go and chenge my pitcher. is it bcuz u CANT HANDEL THA AWSUMS? I AM TOO MUCH BEST 4 TWITTOR!
  13. MY ROOMATES GURLFREN HAS SUM FLUS SO I AM GOIN OBER DER ON MY SKATEBROAD TO BRENG HER SUM CHICKNS SUP. AM COOLEST DOCTOR!
  14. BUDDY WIZDUM: WEN U GET CHICKNS INSTED OF TOONAS DUNT BE SAD. IT JUS MEANS TOONA AINT GOT DER YET SO U HAF TO LIV OFF CHICKN WILE U WAIT.
  15. PEPLES AKS ME "HAY BUDDY HOW U HAV AVENTURES WEN U INSIDE CAT?" IS SIMPL. I FOUN A WURMHOLE ON TOP OF THA FRIDGE. pew pew pew LASERS
  16. BUDDY WIZDUM: CABNET DOORS ARE A METOFORE FOR LIFE. DUNT LEAV ANY OF DEM CLOSED. MITE BE SUM SNAX IN DER.
  17. BUDDY WIZDUM: DER ARE 2 KINDS OF FUD AN 2 KINDS OF PEPLES. GUD AN BAD. BE THA GUD PEPLES, SON. GIV GUD FUD TO BUDDY.
  18. I SAW GURLCAT OUT THA WINDO DIS MORNIN. SHE SMILED AT ME (I THENK) BUT IM TIRED OF HUR PLAYIN AROUN SO I SHOWD HER MY BUTT.
  19. @Oscar_LeChat YEAH TOONAS!
  20. HERS HOW U MAKE A FUN SIZE BEEFS: GET A SAMMICH BAG. GET A BEEFS DAT IS WET. STUFF HIM INSIDE BAG AN SEAL. HE WILL BE SMALL WEN HE DRYS.