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buddhathepig

It's sad when you go to the Circus and your children become human shields because you're afraid of clowns. 7:04 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
If only I had done Roller Derby instead of ballet. I prefer Badass to Princess 100 to 1. 12:48 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
I deleted my live in boyfriend off Facebook after a huge fight. Our next fight may be that six months later, he hasn't even noticed. 5:02 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPad
@JeffGoins Anne Lamott is my hero! Thanks for the tweet! 8:44 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to JeffGoins
@TrishaTrixie I just saw this crazy cakes! I have really missed them but go read the blog post Annihilation. I was called abusive and cruel 8:42 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to TrishaTrixie
MickTheAussie Don't tweet and drive. You might accidentally trend the Kardashians 3:00 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via web Retweeted by buddhathepig
photoshelter Groom sues photographer for disappointing photos and demands wedding re-enactment - with his now ex-wife: nyti.ms/udQQI7 8:01 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via web Retweeted by buddhathepig and 56 others
Don't ask for permission. Ask for forgiveness. 10:05 AM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
"I've been to hell and back so many times you really bore me" 9:37 AM Apr 19th via Mobile Web
Yo Mama wp.me/pQr2t-1rH 7:53 AM Apr 16th via WordPress.com
God, I miss using the word "gnarly." 10:27 AM Apr 14th via web
TheBloggess I just used the phrase "lady garden" on CNN. Life list complete. 7:30 AM Apr 14th via Mobile Web Retweeted by buddhathepig and 124 others
Johnny and the Red Balloon lnkd.in/CR7xsJ 2:46 AM Mar 29th via LinkedIn
The Snake Eye Club wp.me/pQr2t-1r7 via @buddhathepig 8:47 AM Mar 15th via Tweet Button
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One of the bus stop ladies was gushing over how thin I was. Up um no..She was referring to my new iPad 2. Fml. 6:06 PM Oct 29th, 2011 via Mobile Web
My bf woke to a bootiful gift. Lola decorated inside his car with weeds. 2:44 AM Oct 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Debbie_Ford Human beings are capable of making radical and lasting change. 7:00 AM Oct 13th, 2011 via Debbie Ford Retweeted by buddhathepig and 18 others
Humble Beginnings wp.me/pQr2t-1q6 10:12 AM Oct 15th, 2011 via WordPress.com
Whoever stole my phone and made that Lollipop song from the Hangover as my ringtone, kudos. Hmmm, case of sleep walking or sleep tweeting. 7:48 AM Sep 29th, 2011 via web