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buddhaphish

@punkgawd we need a young secret society. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to punkgawd
@punkgawd on their website there were lots of pictures, no one was under 60, and there were beaver tails. Plus getting a lodge is costly. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to punkgawd
@punkgawd not a ton of interest in it. I think the beaver tails turned people off. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to punkgawd
jbrn_emt @buddhaphish I've started this new hobby where I beat the tears out of baby seals to make snow globes it can get a little noisy. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to buddhaphish Retweeted by buddhaphish
I dreamt I was clubbing baby seals, when I woke up the sounds they were making were actually @jbrn_emt snoring through the wall. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@CodyRhodesWWE an ironman match between you and @HEELZiggler for an hour would be the greatest hour ever. Y'all are the best things on RAW. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I'm beating these kids decisively on the #HistoryBee, next I'll arm wrestle them. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@bmwilhite shut up Meg #ShutUpMeg about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@BillDeMott I remember working on moonsaults when I was younger thinking "if Hugh Morrus can do one surely I can" (I never could). 10:28 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
I'm no cop, but after watching A&E I think I would have nabbed the guy who dressed up as Little Bo Peep & had hookers bath him sooner 6:49 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@ryanvaughan have you gotten yours? twitter.com/buddhaphish/st… 8:26 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
RepJackKimble 1 pill makes you a joker, and the other makes you an ace, but the pill to avoid makes you eat another's face. Don't feed on heads. 8:14 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by buddhaphish and 2 others
@kandiipie welcome to the Boro Ms. Kandi. 1:08 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
@HistoryChannel "Bad" Frank may be the greatest hero/villain ever. He's brutal, I love him! 6:49 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
@jesse_s_perkins after awhile it'll feel like Google+ with more than six people. 2:40 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jesse_s_perkins
jonacuff Roommate steals milk. Roommate feels bad. Roommate writes the funniest apology letter I've ever seen. imgur.com/l8niC# 12:23 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by buddhaphish and 317 others
@jesse_s_perkins Welcome back sir! 12:28 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
The rain waters the garden, flowers, and the bad drivers. 11:39 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
GuyEndoreKaiser Gradually eating someone's face off by the side of the road. RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? 10:40 AM May 30th via web Retweeted by buddhaphish and 125 others
A colonoscopy using a shovel & fire hose. “@realDonaldTrump: What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? bit.ly/Kj5jSH” 10:27 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Brandon Johnson
Location Jonesboro, Arkansas
Web http://thecultofb...
Bio paramedic, dad, ex-wrestler, food lover, graveyard junky, hiker, go go dancer