buddenisms
Food is designed for shelf life, not health life
| For security reasons I've asked my bank not to send me anything with my name and address on it |
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| I have a rule: I don't watch TV programmes that have members of the public in them |
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| "going forward" is a middle management version of "y' know" |
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| The primary purpose of education is to equip people with an efficient crap detector |
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| Ford ran focus groups to name their new cars. The names the groups came up with were "Focus" and "Ka"... |
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| What's the german for schadenfreude? |
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