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  1. I'll show em. Some day, it'll be my name on one of those doors. It'll be me. It'll be me making them quiver in their wingtips.
  2. Well, at least Mr. Campbell says I'm getting to be a real drinker, then. What do people know? I'm not as plain as everybody thinks.
  3. To add insult to injury, apparently I'm not a real person. http://tinyurl.com/apggwv
  4. I put together a little slideshow on my lunch breaks, http://tinyurl.com/d8w94a
  5. Last night a hobo slept in our hallway, this morning he just sat there and asked for change. I told him I'm always only one week behind him.
  6. @eddruckman any special brand of bourbon you prefer? Mine is usually whatever's offered to me by the person having the melt down.
  7. One too many Manhattans last night. Thank God we only have one phone in the building and it was spoken for last night. I get chatty.
  8. Mr. Cooper just came down to the mailroom, said money was tight, and took our hot plate. He wasn't wearing any shoes either...
  9. something tells me the office will be a little under the weather recovering tomorrow.
  10. There's a rumor bouncing around the boys that Mr. Sterling is taking a 5 five month leave of absence. They say it's his heart again.
  11. Ringing in 1963 with style, I've got my dad's three piece suit on and I'm headed to the neighbor's swinging bash. I'm coming back a man.
  12. My favorite present, the bottle of Crown weighing down my stocking. Mom and Dad, you're the best.
  13. everyone always says, "oh boy new socks" but I actually mean it.
  14. tipsy after a few glasses of eggnog with the neighbors, I'm carrying the mistletoe around with me. I stole that move from Mr. Sterling.
  15. @SC_Switchboard I found him stuffing envelopes into his trousers while we were all out to lunch one day.
  16. @SC_Switchboard I don't know how or why, but poor David completely lost his nerve after that day with Mr. Sterling. He went mad.
  17. @SC_Switchboard I don't even get invited to those kinds of parties. I'm strictly a party of one, it seems.
  18. Taking the train home tomorrow to see the folks. I couldn't imagine Christmas without family. Happy Holidays, friends.
  19. @deepseadivr that's why you make the big bucks.
  20. Lots of apologies for not inviting me to the party, oh well, I travel in my own circles, don't I? I've got this hot plate and record player.