bubblebathos
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Have you made a se3x with me & @ yet?:
11:14 AM May 5th, 2011
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CALL FOR AN OK TIME WITH ME & @:
12:21 PM May 4th, 2011
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now that your picture's in the paper, being rhythmically admired...
8:08 AM Apr 6th, 2011
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what's "daddyback" and how do I get it in time for my daughter's birthday?
9:08 AM Mar 23rd, 2011
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any good public pools around here? I need to pee
1:23 PM Feb 25th, 2011
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my arm is healed!
8:44 PM Feb 24th, 2011
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Charlie Sheen is a shitty container for his own bodily fluids
5:21 PM Feb 24th, 2011
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spot the error in this sentence: my boyfriend still loves me!
2:08 PM Feb 24th, 2011
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the real trick to becoming a successful writer is re-blogging a bunch of inspirational quotes about writing
8:56 AM Feb 24th, 2011
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guys wear hemp necklaces to ward off sex, right?
5:59 PM Feb 23rd, 2011
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EXCUSE ME WAITER THIS WINE TASTES LIKE ADJECTIVES
5:25 PM Feb 22nd, 2011
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the eyes are the windows to the dollhouse I made out of a human skull!!
12:13 PM Feb 22nd, 2011
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I wrote this thing that was almost published in that magazine we all read to impress each other on the subway!
10:07 AM Feb 22nd, 2011
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so did Obama see his own shadow this morning or what
11:24 AM Feb 21st, 2011
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it's so ridiculous that now you have to call them "flight attendants" instead of "gay men"
9:45 AM Feb 21st, 2011
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my favorite mythical creature is a hipster girl who understands that unicorns are fucking retarded
3:51 PM Feb 20th, 2011
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I thought I'd lost my hamster but he was just hiding in a sealed Ziploc bag since 2003
10:57 AM Feb 20th, 2011
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what's black and white and requires that I stay 100 feet away from my ex at all times all over??
10:04 AM Feb 19th, 2011
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I always wonder who'll play me in the movie of Gwyneth Paltrow's death
11:21 AM Feb 18th, 2011
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just got the mammogram back, I'm having TWINS!!!!!
3:57 PM Feb 17th, 2011
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