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Can uber-roid users on that scary level even shovel out swimmers anymore?
10:32 AM Nov 29th
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Watching the group choice of most recent Rambo and I wonder if Sylvester Stallone even has viewable balls at this point.
10:31 AM Nov 29th
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I love waking up and just laying there knowing that today is going to be a great day. Hope y'all have a beautiful Sunday too.
7:11 AM Nov 29th
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Long weekends confuse me. Woke up thinking today was Monday and can't shake the impression despite knowing better.
7:55 AM Nov 28th
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Sometimes I forget how clumsy I am. Then the memories come back with some bangs and violence. A simple post-it reminder would better suit.
5:11 AM Nov 27th
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The world of a cold, early morning is dressed in such a beautiful hush.
6:07 AM Nov 25th
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- Killing people while they scream and cry during Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 makes me full of the giggles and happy.
6:08 AM Nov 24th
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Also, invest in less stress, stronger concealer, and make friends with the fact that getting older just means your hormones get meaner.
5:53 AM Nov 23rd
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On second thought, maybe I should wait until my evil body is done tapping out a premenstrual junior high school revival on my face first.
5:51 AM Nov 23rd
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Good morning lazy day. I really think we should just make out and eat chocolate until more fat urgently begs our thighs to be ingested.
5:42 AM Nov 23rd
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Hi seven excess deadlines between midnight tonight and tomorrow, I know I should be doing work, but this book is engrossing and I hate you.
3:57 PM Nov 21st
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Could you at least wait until after I've washed off my mud mask? It sorta takes away some of the focus from your beacon of crazy. Thanks!
11:10 PM Nov 19th
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Oh and not to be as overt of the ungrateful bitch that I apparently am, but next time you decide to spring your fervently avowed love on me?
11:09 PM Nov 19th
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So, exactly what response were you expecting when you said: "I regret to tell you that I will ALWAYS stalk you." ...erm.
11:01 PM Nov 19th
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I close my eyes, tied to the of that receiver, and rewind each sentence to understand the pauses in between.
11:31 AM Nov 17th
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My heart's ventriloquist explores beautiful lies before calling the line on our beating. -
11:30 AM Nov 17th
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Torn fragments of our shattered past litter the memories crowding for space on heart's lawn. Which no revision can change. -
11:28 AM Nov 17th
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How high school tempted I am to drive around in the dark listening and singing to Mary J. Blige when it rains really hurts my own feelings.
1:14 PM Nov 16th
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Not only should you learn how to buy an acronym, but wait for the initial invite to lead in from you fuckery minding bastards.
1:06 PM Nov 16th
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How folks just gonna invite themselves over to spend up your holiday enjoyment?
1:04 PM Nov 16th
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- Name β.
- Location Caught in the minutiae.
- Web http://bsuperfluo...
- Bio Deluded writer, anti-social elitist, lackluster acquaintance, laissez-faire neophyte, voracious abuser of grammar, full of mass contradictions and avoidance.
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