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- Happy birthday, @the_dza!! I would seriously remember that, with the buffet, you get dessert. Just keep that in mind.about 11 hours ago from web
- Yay! @bigrballsthanu is no longer protecting her tweets!! I'll assume that this is indirectly due to me having put pants on. You're welcome.about 11 hours ago from web
- I don't wear pants in front of my roommates anymore.about 13 hours ago from web
- "Your hair doesn't look bad...your ass looks worse than your hair. C'mon, put some pants on, we're going to get a coffee." - @bigrballsthanuabout 13 hours ago from web
- Pants. Good to remember pants. Right.about 15 hours ago from web
- @steelopus FROWNEY FACE!about 15 hours ago from web in reply to steelopus
- @tj Thanks for that image. I needed it on this fine Sunday morning.about 15 hours ago from web in reply to tj
- It seems that I've forgotten to fall asleep.about 21 hours ago from web
- I brushed my teeth before finishing my beer. Does that count as a 'sitting-at-home-while-playing-on-the-internet-foul'?10:09 PM Jul 18th from web
- No, it is not that unusual for me to sing 'Chattanooga Choo Choo." Stop sounding so accusatory.9:47 PM Jul 18th from web
- Drinkin' beer alone, drinkin' beer alone, I should pack my stuff up but I'm drinkin' beer alone.
I'm waiting for you, record deal.6:18 PM Jul 18th from web
- "With a Special Appearance by Billy Dee Williams"
I knew there was a reason I had to watch the Jacksons movie.6:03 PM Jul 18th from web
- Soft serve ice cream, motherfuckers.3:04 PM Jul 18th from web
- Happy birthday, @GlassofWin!!!!! http://bit.ly/NMGH53:18 PM Jul 17th from web
- @GlassofWin sheesh!! patience!!3:11 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to GlassofWin
- Just so you all know, @ChiNurse has admitted to starring anything affiliated with pestle porn. Get to it. #followfriday3:02 PM Jul 17th from web
- I've been taking photos of phallic-shaped pestles all day.
I really hope that they were actually used as pestles and not the alternative.2:47 PM Jul 17th from web
- When @sween wants to wear your tweet on a t-shirt you know you've made it. I just really wish I knew where I'm actually supposed to be going2:17 PM Jul 17th from web
- @krislynch Not yet. I still have some mileage in them yet, methinks.9:01 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to krislynch
- Sometimes I think "I'm so glad I don't have testicles." Then I remember "oh. right. the boobs."8:52 PM Jul 16th from web
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- Name kate
- Location dc-ish-ness
- Web http://milkglassm...
- Bio archaeologist, MA student, and cat lady who is well-versed in the art of scowling.
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