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  1. just finished screenplay for movie im gonna pitch to lifetime. about a kidnapped girl and mothers search. called "desperately seeking susan" 7:52 AM Oct 20th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: Guy Fieri teaches me how to make a three-course meal out of the Ramen and Crisco in my cupboard. Musical Guest: SR-71 7:48 AM Oct 20th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: @lord_voldemort7 and I do some fresh, cutting edge comedy bits. Musical guest: The Freecreditreport.com Guy 6:09 PM Oct 19th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Theres never gonna be a moment of truth for u 5:35 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: Carrot Top brings his pet horse and won't let me ride it. Musical Guest: Phillip Glass droning under my crying 5:33 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: I eat a gourd. Musical guest: Ben Folds 1:33 PM Oct 16th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: I convince health guru Dr. Andrew Weil of the benefits of a good cry. Musical Guest: Len 4:14 PM Oct 15th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: I shoot hoop with Elliott Smith's son, Belliott Smith. Musical Guest: Kid Rock 7:29 PM Oct 14th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: I kill a turtle while Edward James Olmos watches. Musical Guest: Hole 3:51 PM Oct 13th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Filled a Garfield sleeping bag with lasagne, now I have an IRL Garfield. He is my blest friend, makes sarcastic quips, etc. 9:55 AM Oct 12th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: The spirit of William S. Burroughs describes in great poetic detail what it'd be like to be eaten by a snake. MG: Yaz 7:18 AM Oct 12th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. we are all edible really 4:57 PM Oct 10th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: I eat bratwurst with celebrity son Ron Deluise. We go to a petting zoo and I shear a lamb. Musical Guest: SHeDAISY 5:40 AM Oct 10th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. fryed briccoli dinner 3:17 PM Oct 7th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: I tell my famous pirate joke to a real pirate (guest star Skeet Ulrich). Musical guest: Adam Clayton & The Buccaneers 10:47 AM Oct 7th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: Steve Wozniak talks to me about the benefits and potentially lethal effects of corn. Musical guest: Lou Bega 9:19 AM Oct 6th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. Rip stove jobs. 6:27 AM Oct 6th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. "doe" - homber simson 4:45 AM Oct 5th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. TODAY ON THE BEN SHOW: Tom Cavanagh and I tearfully reminisce about "Love Monkey" and my Emmy snub. Musical guest: Michael Vick with Chicago 4:45 AM Oct 5th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
  20. simsons is so funny i love ichy and scrachy. mr. Plough as well. 10:45 PM Oct 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS