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  1. When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN ... #When
  2. There is a 20% chance of tomorrow. #fortune
  3. 1 bulls, 3 cows. #1
  4. You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today. #have
  5. I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! #kill
  6. "Mr. Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound!" -- Dr Mortimer, in "The Hound of the Baskervilles" #fortune
  7. A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein #circuit
  8. Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*. #in
  9. We are simple killers of people and destroyers of property. #quote
  10. If you are over 80 years old and accompanied by your parents, we will cash your check. #we
  11. But, for my own part, it was Greek to me. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" #--
  12. She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle ... #fortune
  13. I can relate to that. #to
  14. "Maybe you should loosen her clothing or something." -- Gaspode the wonder dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) #quote
  15. Be different: conform. #different:
  16. The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty #know
  17. Help stamp out and abolish redundancy. #abolish
  18. Now the wild world is lost, in a desert of smoke and straight lines. -- Nimrod, in "Ghost Light" #in
  19. The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed." -- Dorothy Parker #quote
  20. The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do. #being