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  1. @charliepabst am I mistaken or did a higher court say this was not permissible? Thought it was in the news last week.about 8 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to charliepabst
  2. It's difficult to remember Alec Baldwin this young & skinny #beetlejuiceabout 9 hours ago from txt
  3. BeetleJuice is on! (at least here on our Apple TV)about 9 hours ago from txt
  4. @wood I'd don't know how excited I'd be - it never states the virgins will be female.about 11 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to wood
  5. Did I miss a meme? Is it gyrate like a gorilla to your car stereo day?about 17 hours ago from txt
  6. Things I hate in traffic: people eating salads while driving. (or sloppy breakfast burritos)about 17 hours ago from Birdhouse
  7. Things I hate in traffic: people driving with the seat almost completely reclined. Have you ever googled what happens when a seatbelt fails?about 17 hours ago from Birdhouse
  8. As heard on Rescue Me: "Pussy hairs pull battleships" Very poignant.7:14 PM Jul 12th from txt
  9. @jimformation that was my thought when I read the story. Are there people that stupid?!?5:56 PM Jul 12th from txt
  10. @JimFormation her mom is suing the hotel because her 13 yr old daughter didn't have sex - it must have been sperm in the pool - mom = idiot.5:51 PM Jul 12th from Twittelator in reply to JimFormation
  11. Photo: Truer words have not been spoken often. http://tumblr.com/xut2bkbad2:32 PM Jul 12th from Tumblr
  12. Very true. http://yfrog.com/0hxymjj2:14 PM Jul 12th from Twittelator
  13. Quite the sentiment. http://yfrog.com/14qbnj2:13 PM Jul 12th from Twittelator
  14. So...... Somebody (an adult) took a shit in Rainbow pool. I found it. We're on our way to another pool.11:41 AM Jul 12th from txt
  15. The true sign that a neighborhood has matured is the presence of auto suspension & engine parts in driveways.8:07 AM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
  16. Actually, I'll go naked, thankyouverymuch. (via @Lilykily) Pics or it didn't happen :-)8:06 AM Jul 12th from Twittelator
  17. Our neighbors just traveled back in time 7 days to legally blow off a bunch of fireworks.8:32 PM Jul 11th from txt
  18. So...... Latisse, which makes your eyelashes grow, can make your eyes turn brown, or go darker brown.8:18 PM Jul 11th from txt
  19. @bobboo I think it deletes the last photo recorded :-) #fb6:36 PM Jul 11th from txt
  20. @asailer we could help you break a bone if you want to experience it.6:17 PM Jul 11th from txt