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  1. Having my life threatened at every turn because I refuse to believe that we're going home early and I keep telling people so.
  2. Managed to get into a turret today. Outside the wire no less! This has been a good day.
  3. It isn't often that I get in trouble and don't know it's coming way in advance. Today might be the first time in a long time. We will see...
  4. Dinner, gym, True Blood, more sleep. I can't sleep these days away fast enough.
  5. For about 12 seconds there, I no-kidding forgot I was in Iraq. Then I realized I was watching True Blood in Ramadi and was sad.
  6. 8 hours of sleep in 3 days. Feel sort of like a zombie, but with live rounds and machine guns.
  7. Fat burners and protien shakes instead of food and sleep. THIS is the missions week I remember...
  8. Secret birthday present project was 3/8ths done this morning. Now 5/8ths done. Almost there!
  9. Made it to page 140 before the brain shut down. Only 60 more to go...and still 5 hours to do it in. I should be able to make it.
  10. OH: "You know the Hulk is really strong but he has a baby penis. That's right, I just ruined the Hulk."
  11. Just ate 18 rolls of Smarties on accident. But now that I know I'm opening roll 19. There are still 6 left in the pack...
  12. Three different hooches have three different True Blood DVDs. Apparently I'm a pretty good salesman.
  13. Movies in the chow hall, Marines come and go. 300, Batman Begins, Super Troopers, UFC fights. But turn on Kung Fu Panda and everybody stays.
  14. A spider as big as my hand just walked by. I want to go home now.
  15. If you think being the first person to use a just-cleaned Portajohn is a good thing, you would be wrong. 100% chance of blue showers.
  16. Post: check. Gym: check. 2 hours sleep and fat-burners wearing off: check. Completely exhausted.
  17. I forgot how much I loved older Flogging Molly stuff. Thank you, iTunes random, for giving me Black Friday Rule.
  18. Did something just shy of perfect on the birthday present, but there are no retries. Hopefully "I made it in Iraq" is a good enough excuse.
  19. Looks like somebody was a little overconfident. I don't mind, won a bet that gives me one more reason to look forward to coming home.
  20. It's 19:45. It's dark. It's 105 outside.