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My mother-in-law, watching The Bachelorette and upon seeing the shirtless guys by the pool says, “I’m worried about them getting sunburned.”5:17 PM May 22ndvia web
Sonofabitch! I picked the wrong day to wear a blue shirt to the Apple store. No, I can't help you, dick. (Employee to me: "You're hired!")9:46 AM Apr 28thvia Twitter for iPhone