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  1. @gamecocksblog That would have been impressive.
  2. @Adam_Schefter Now if they could just find a quarterback.
  3. @gamecocksblog Tweet. Sorry, I'm illiterate.
  4. @gamecocksblog You realize you managed to work two pizza chains into that last tween?
  5. @MatthewBerryTMR No, I think he got caught with his putter in somebody else's bag.
  6. @MarkPants My Dad already suggested that.
  7. @MatthewBerryTMR Um, nevermind. I am apparently color blind.
  8. @MatthewBerryTMR So why didn't yours then?
  9. You know what would be awesome? ... Well? Hello? Did I stutter? I'm looking for answers here people!
  10. I wonder if he's insured by Geico? http://tinyurl.com/yecatvr
  11. @Lfitzgerald11 Awkward. You left me off that list by mistake.
  12. @95sxbrown2gg That was LAST night. Today I'm watching porn at the office.
  13. @debihope You and I are on the same page: I'd rather watch porn with my mom.
  14. A short list of things I'd rather do than go shopping today: Eat bees, have a root canal, watch porn with my mom.
  15. @Ronaldbravo I suspect we've got ourselves a 1A centerpiece for Black Friday.
  16. @AndyParas I guess you're right Andy. You don't mess with T's cranberry sauce.
  17. @Ronaldbravo Oh, he'll show. The real question is will he get in a fistfight with grandma again?
  18. I'm thinking about inviting Mr. T over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  19. @KristinCanWrite I think they sell those things for $5 at the grocery store. PROBLEM SOLVED!
  20. @skirtCharleston Like the release of my 2010 Bryce Donovan topless calendar?