Get short, timely messages from Bryce Donovan.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @brycedonovan.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow brycedonovan to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

brycedonovan

  1. @Bill_Veeck Big fan of your progeny: @veeckasinwreck and @mikeveeck (who needs to get a tweeting lesson).
  2. "Gimme five. Gimme five. Gimme five." --Every NBA player after a missed free throw. Makes complete sense.
  3. I totally want to get laser eye surgery. Just think how cool I'd be if I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.
  4. "Franklin and Bash" is hands down the best show on TV I've never watched.
  5. My mother-in-law, watching The Bachelorette and upon seeing the shirtless guys by the pool says, “I’m worried about them getting sunburned.”
  6. It's funny because it's happening to someone else. brycedonovan.com/2012/05/22/epi… #thebachelorette
  7. @DavidMay28 you're next to ascend the ladder to greatness, my friend.
  8. INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Everything is perfect otherwise.
  9. How you know you've made it. twitter.com/brycedonovan/s…
  10. Choo choo“@charlestonmag: RT @charlestongrit: Blog of the Week: Bryce's Bachelorette Trainwreck ht.ly/b0tlU @brycedonovan #chsgrit
  11. It's better than a blow-by-blow (I'm assuming that will come in episode 3 ... ZING!). brycedonovan.com/2012/05/15/can… #bachelorette
  12. @EricHutchinson even though he didn't play the Fantasy Focus theme song acoustic EH set at Half Moon was awesome.
  13. Sonofabitch! I picked the wrong day to wear a blue shirt to the Apple store. No, I can't help you, dick. (Employee to me: "You're hired!")
  14. @SVPshow love the Doogie Howser look.
  15. Or in my back yard at 3 am like last week.
  16. I really don't need to see that Scott's lawn care guy so close in HD.
  17. Birthdays are awesome because you get to be the same old dick you always are and people let it slide.
  18. Parachute pants bitches! #latetotrends