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bryansafi

  1. My babies are on twitter! RT @SalviaandMarl: @Bryansafi Yo Daddy. We sold your iphone cuz we didn't need it, we need more money. Got any? 12:12 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
  2. I can't wait til I meet the man of my dreams so I can look at him and say, "This diaper's not gonna change itself." 3:41 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  3. There are so many Mary Steenburgen look-a-likes in America. 10:13 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  4. You have to admit it - couples are hilarious. 9:42 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  5. Six Reasons Why You Should Be Cool with Gay Marriage. youtube.com/watch?v=iexuvb… 4:00 PM May 23rd via web
  6. "I almost wore that shirt today!" - just said to me by my co-worker Jessica 10:01 AM May 23rd via web
  7. I can't believe Dog the Bounty Hunter was canceled. I mean, that was a show that I seriously never watched. 8:02 AM May 23rd via web
  8. Do you think we're post-Tyler Perry's Madea? He seems done with her. 11:04 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  9. FREE this Thurs at 8pm! I'm doing the hilarious "Sit 'n Spin" at the Comedy Central stage. Call 323-960-5519 for FREE reservations! 11:46 AM May 22nd via web
  10. Erin gets naked on this new episode of Throwing Shade. You can see (hear) it all now! bit.ly/MikHzo 10:39 AM May 22nd via web
  11. The Billboard Music Awards would be so much more interesting if Lisa Turtle had done everyone's makeup. #bbma 10:05 PM May 20th via TweetDeck
  12. No offense but sometimes Dolly Parton dresses kind of "racy." 4:47 PM May 20th via TweetDeck
  • Name Bryan Safi
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Bio Writer-Performer-Africa. I also have a podcast called Throwing Shade.
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