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bryanrh

  1. 'One more time: has to be German bc that's the only way to invoke an elder god and I want to demonstrate their power.' / @offspring #pf4awg about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. @glenn_ebooks @stb5g5 @rwoodsmall @WhitGR8 HOW WAS THIS NOT TAKEN ALREADY?!? 5:58 PM Feb 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to glenn_ebooks
  3. Over the course of the next couple of days I will be tweeting a recount of the origin of the @offspring hit, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy." 5:57 PM Feb 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Origin: 'soul crippling': when someone breaks your heart it breaks one of the fingers of your soul. 10 đź’”: you die. If bi, 20 (toes counted) 9:27 PM Feb 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. Hook to Pure Morning by Placebo ('day's dawning/skin's crawling') is my life. Because my bed is made of bugs. So is my skin. Bugs and glass. 12:15 PM Feb 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. Photo: Finally. Wolverine 1000 Mile Addison’s. In two tone. (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/Zknj8yGbZkno 10:07 PM Feb 17th via Tumblr
  7. Ben Linus somehow manipulates sawyer into having sex with himself. Sawyer smirks, "this is what *I* wanted to happen the whole time! Heh." 3:55 PM Feb 11th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. saw guy in kia with 'who is John Galt?' and fairtax bumper stickers. Should have bootstrapped himself into a better car amirite?? 11:16 AM Feb 8th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. "coffee and cigarettes" is now on @netflix. Now would be a good time to (re)watch it. 4:01 PM Feb 7th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. On LDR, The Strokes, and art by committee: tmblr.co/Zknj8yFziD3Y 9:17 PM Feb 5th via Tumblr
  11. Photo: Really great find. (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/Zknj8yFq4MBo 9:03 AM Feb 3rd via Tumblr
  12. Rick Ross wakes up from seizure. Lets out a loud "uahhhh!" Gucci mane appears. "brrrrr!" oh no! Rick Ross has ice cream seizure! Send Waka! 7:34 PM Feb 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. lol you die lol lmbo ur dead in the ground and worms eat you lol~! YOU TURN INTO NOTHINGNESS. EVERYTHING IS GLASS. TRY TO LAUGH. OUT. LOUD. 7:43 PM Jan 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. seq. to face/off: castor is alive... and he wants that ass! Ass/off, story of one mans journey to cure his rectal cancer. Nic cage confirmed 2:39 PM Jan 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. Photo: Them young girls, they don’t forget it. Love is their whole happiness. (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/Zknj8yF89X5x 12:13 PM Jan 21st via Tumblr
  16. Pitch: guy dies and finds out he was in the matrix. His matrix car crashes onto lost island. Has sex w/sawyer. Finds out it was all a dream. 2:57 PM Jan 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. Man can't stop farting. Farts his face off. Rival finds face, assumes identity. Then there's a bomb or something. Call it Fartface/Off. 5:37 PM Jan 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. Look on earth's works, ye mighty, and despair: sleepingcobrox.deviantart.com/art/Martin-Lut… 7:46 PM Jan 16th via Tweet Button
  19. "in the foster home my hair was my room" is, IN MY OPINION, the finest line from the Office, Season 6. 6:38 PM Jan 16th via Tweetbot for iOS
  20. man finds every purchase of his hot/new AppStore game "Disgruntled Avians" causes his penis to shrink. Title: "Microtransactions/Micropenis" 7:50 PM Jan 15th via Tweetbot for iOS