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bryanrh

  1. #yourea90skidif you fought in the Battle of San Juan Hill alongside Teddy Roosevelt as a Rough Rider. 2 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. @glenn_ebooks I thought you said he was dating blossom?? 37 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to glenn_ebooks
  3. hi @antonnewcombe new album is an incomprehensible mess and tho I like it I'm listening to TSMSR and it's just so good. be like this again. 3:42 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  4. i wish you could too jose you have NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I WOULD BE RT @JoseCanseco: wish I had a video cam so you can see a live at bat 3:11 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  5. @rwoodsmall @glenn_ebooks ANOTHER Pulitzer. @maximmag doesn't want to win ANOTHER Pulitzer. 3:05 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to rwoodsmall
  6. hey @irobotcorp my roomba told me to feed it my cat and then i tried to and all that happened was the cliff sensors failed WHAT GIVES?? 2:57 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  7. @nicktwets it's been a pretty shit show since about half way through the first season when they decided it'd probably be better as fantasy. 2:51 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to nicktwets
  8. hey @chilis trying to get the best VALUE out of trip dip. bm bites+spindip+wings=2900 cals, but bites+spindip+tatoskins=64g sat fat. ADVICE? 2:06 PM May 21st via web
  9. Thanks a lot, highland antiques. @ Highland Row Antiques instagr.am/p/K3GHC6rj0f/ 12:52 PM May 20th via Instagram from Atlanta, GA  
  10. Don't guess: get goatze! instagr.am/p/K3BnNurjxH/ 12:13 PM May 20th via Instagram
  11. Photo: Used to think my extreme anxiety was a “tool” that I used to write what I considered “achingly... tmblr.co/Zknj8yLow58f 12:50 AM May 20th via Tumblr
  12. 'bleed for your art? More like bleed for your FART! Brrrr!' says gucci when he is afflicted with severe rectal bleeding. 5:03 PM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. 'i'm a donkey shrek!' says donkey. 'i'm a series of aberrations maladies + infirmities' says shrek. drake sheds a single tear, says 'me too' 2:49 PM May 18th via web
  14. Welp guys, lost my Facebook millions paying zuckerberg to have sex with ME after I had sex with HIM. SO stupid. Never even saw the cash. 10:51 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. I'm a facebook millionaire! Zuckerberg propositioned me for sex for a cool million and I said yes! He's paying me after the NYSE closes! 10:27 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. "cash money records where dreams come true!" yells Weezy. "all I ever dreamed of was a life without constant existential crises" says Drake. 7:30 AM May 16th via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. @nicktwets gonna make a wiz khalifa joke using that reference. No one's done that before, right? 4:42 AM May 16th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to nicktwets
  18. Apparently, this year's Socialism Conference is drawing the biggest numbers in history. I can't go, but fina instagr.am/p/KqtwcSLjw3/ 5:33 PM May 15th via Instagram
  19. Lil Wayne lights a marijuana cigarette. "Wayne, please: my voice. My lungs. MY EYES!" says Drake. A tear trails down Wayne's face tattoos. 4:41 PM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
  20. "how do I block someone on Facebook?" you ask. "lose all desire for them; find no meaning in their life or actions," I respond. 11:42 AM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS