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bryanjball

  1. This is probably safe. twitter.com/bryanjball/sta…
  2. The Golden Gate Bridge just turned 75 today. It only stopped using the word "faggot" five years ago.
  3. The two women trying to run me over at Michael's got into a Hummer because of course they did.
  4. If you put preachy tips at EVERY FUCKIN PLACE IN ROCHESTER on Foursquare, I WILL unfriend you. Buh-Bye.
  5. @loriahorton Rock and Roll!!!
  6. @alysiawood You should! Yah never know...
  7. @alysiawood Well in fairness... That's sound advice for almost any situation.
  8. Wait, wait, wait... Romney may actually consider Trump as a running mate??? I thought that only existed in my fantasy land!!!
  9. I'm clearly a moron. (@ Wegmans) 4sq.com/MIf3qo
  10. Late breakfast with my daughter. (@ Panera Bread) 4sq.com/KPkGl9
  11. @ChurchofCrowley @loriahorton Most likely but I can't say if it's two or four yet.
  12. "I told my landlord that I had standing water in my basement. So he brought over some folding chairs." - The Bob #Genius
  13. The Bob is The Man. #3guys
  14. Just got passed by a Lamborghini Gallardo and a McLaren MP4-12C on 390N. I was elated. @loriahorton was not impressed. C&D One Lap I think.
  15. @mgcmdy And only we would have known what you were talking about.
  16. I just won the Nigerian lottery!!! I haven't won that in like six years!!!
  17. If I remember what a stress fracture feels like... I have one in my foot. Luffly.
  18. No seriously... AC units are like one of the heaviest things in your house.
  19. Hahahaha... Autocorrect tried to change a sentence into "tiger robes" just now. No idea why that made me giggle so much.