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bryanjball

  1. This is probably safe. twitter.com/bryanjball/sta… about 1 hour ago via Photos on iOS
  2. The Golden Gate Bridge just turned 75 today. It only stopped using the word "faggot" five years ago. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. The two women trying to run me over at Michael's got into a Hummer because of course they did. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. If you put preachy tips at EVERY FUCKIN PLACE IN ROCHESTER on Foursquare, I WILL unfriend you. Buh-Bye. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @loriahorton Rock and Roll!!! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to loriahorton
  6. @alysiawood You should! Yah never know... about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alysiawood
  7. @alysiawood Well in fairness... That's sound advice for almost any situation. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alysiawood
  8. Wait, wait, wait... Romney may actually consider Trump as a running mate??? I thought that only existed in my fantasy land!!! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I'm clearly a moron. (@ Wegmans) 4sq.com/MIf3qo 8:16 AM May 26th via foursquare
  10. Late breakfast with my daughter. (@ Panera Bread) 4sq.com/KPkGl9 7:31 AM May 26th via foursquare
  11. @ChurchofCrowley @loriahorton Most likely but I can't say if it's two or four yet. 8:31 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChurchofCrowley
  12. "I told my landlord that I had standing water in my basement. So he brought over some folding chairs." - The Bob #Genius 7:31 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. The Bob is The Man. #3guys 6:41 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Just got passed by a Lamborghini Gallardo and a McLaren MP4-12C on 390N. I was elated. @loriahorton was not impressed. C&D One Lap I think. 1:20 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @mgcmdy And only we would have known what you were talking about. 1:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mgcmdy
  16. I just won the Nigerian lottery!!! I haven't won that in like six years!!! 12:52 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. If I remember what a stress fracture feels like... I have one in my foot. Luffly. 10:08 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. No seriously... AC units are like one of the heaviest things in your house. 9:25 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Hahahaha... Autocorrect tried to change a sentence into "tiger robes" just now. No idea why that made me giggle so much. 9:24 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone