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bryandamatan

  1. Let's go @whitesox. Going for the sweep twitter.com/bryandamatan/s… about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. If a @MLB pitcher pitched with a wiffle ball, how crazy would the pitches be? #randomthoughts 9:08 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  3. How are we supposed to take this PSA seriously if it has zombies in it? youtube.com/watch?v=6Remr0… 8:51 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  4. @daisyx0mfg what are your plans for your birthday? 7:44 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to daisyx0mfg
  5. Professional hacker: badass job RT @HuffingtonPost: Clinton: U.S. hacked Al Qaeda websites huff.to/JzPUks 10:42 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
  6. @mistereffoex Or drop the iPhone 10:03 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to mistereffoex
  7. How can that be enforced? RT @thinkprogress: NY lawmakers propose banning anonymous internet commenting thkpr.gs/JpODv5 #terribleideas 10:00 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @SInow: Reports from @NYJets camp that Tim Tebow has been picked off twice in a row. Trouble in paradise? 9:55 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
  9. @mistereffoex Apple doesn't allow 3rd party keyboards, fail 9:52 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to mistereffoex
  10. @justinrivera86 there could also be a correlation to the cost of the explosions to the amount of money spent on marketing 3:50 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to justinrivera86
  11. @daisyx0mfg what are your plans for your bday? 3:37 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to daisyx0mfg
  12. I went home from work early only to work from home #worklife 3:15 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  13. @ESPNChiBulls Are ballots public? 11:32 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to ESPNChiBulls
  14. Why wasn't 'Chipotle' already in my phone's dictionary? #firstworldproblems #fatproblems 10:26 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  15. There's an ironic fastball joke in there somewhere "@sbnbaseball: Aroldis Chapman Arrested After Speeding sbn.to/Kubnqs" 8:15 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  16. @swirsk054 I heard the same chant in a previous game in Boston 6:20 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to swirsk054
  • Name Bryan Damatan
  • Location Chicago, IL
  • Bio Reigning fantasy football champion, pool player, wannabe film buff, software engineer. Comments on sports, film, politics, and technology. Usually in that order
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