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  1. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  2. My website was hacked...
  3. My thoughts on religion: If you can light it, you can smoke it.
  4. Thanksgiving should be renamed to Black Friday Fuel Up Day.
  5. Two Thanksgivings today.
  6. @chrismeller Joyent
  7. @chrismeller Can't still need some final editing.
  8. @chrismeller Hopefully by the end of the week.
  9. @chrismeller Oh and 12 WP plugins too.
  10. @chrismeller WP. Old website was hand built by old "web master."
  11. Old Website: 3 MB total load size; New Website: 435 KB total load size.
  12. Old Website: 1 sec. script execution time; New Website: .1 sec. script execution time.
  13. Old Website: 45 sec. load ready; New Website: 5 sec load ready.
  14. Old Website: 15 sec. DOM ready; New Website: 2.5 sec. DOM ready.
  15. @tmilewski Sure! Lemme look up flights to PA
  16. If I decline more than 3 times to hang out, I probably don't want to hang out.
  17. @tmilewski Reverse of me. I was disorientated when I got out of bed, almost passed out and took a dive to the floor.
  18. @lleger Took him forever to thank me though...
  19. My dad forgets my skill set sometimes. He was on the phone for an hour and half with a dead BlackBerry. I fixed in 10 minutes.
  20. @perishable Can't wait to see it.