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brunokabahizi

  1. How much wood would wood chuck chuck if wood chuck could chuck 3.7 metric tons of wood per hour in 72 hours? #jakeandamir
  2. @jakeandamir Here's my question: How much wood would wood chuck chuck if wood chuck could chuck 3.7 metric tons of wood/hr in 72 hours?
  3. @tomhanks you should guest star in a @jakeandamir video. Srsly
  4. @SteveCarell AAAAHHHH! I see what you did there. Very nice.
  5. #ThingsHarryPotterTaughtMe - Muggles are lame.
  6. @SteveCarell That's what she said
  7. #thekills were amazing, thank you @MTVHive
  8. @jimmyfallon - #tebowie is the only thing that gets my diabetic cat through his days now
  9. For those of you who think that Kristen Wiig can't get any hotter bit.ly/ufsjt7
  10. @JakeHurwitz Wait, that's a foursome. Your gf is fucking cool.
  11. @2012_GOP Thank you.
  12. @infinityguitarz People bringing up these lies and avoiding conversation of the federal reserve and multiple wars is the only problem.
  13. @infinityguitarz He states his personal belief and I disagree with it, but he doesn't believe it should be outlawed.
  14. @infinityguitarz When did he condemn gay marriage?