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  1. OK, no one deserves to get bonked in the head with a bottle while onstage. Not even Morrissey. http://tinyurl.com/y8ay5l6
  2. "Red-yellow honey, sassafras and moonshine..." ♫ http://blip.fm/~g690f
  3. @courtneypo Actually, that's where I first saw it. While looking for, let's be honest here, "Miss California sex tape."
  4. Larry David wrote for SNL, 1984-85. Depending on who's counting, he got 1 or 0 sketches on the air. From Tom Shales' "Live From New York."
  5. Period piece ('72) from the great, late Jimmy Carl Black. ♫ http://blip.fm/~g64ig
  6. This is really a bad goddamned idea. Dolly Parton sings Neil Young. ♫ http://blip.fm/~g647e
  7. Am I the last person on earth to hear about this? Kareem has leukemia. http://tinyurl.com/yewqzcd
  8. How walkable is your city? How about your neighborhood? http://tinyurl.com/6nky9n
  9. "Getting It Right: How the Newspaper Industry Embraced Change and Prospered" #worldsthinnestbooks
  10. What's the point of bread shoes if, as the ad copy says, they are "not wearable on foots"? http://bit.ly/3N5WkI via @RonRuggless
  11. Palin is pretty sure death panels are in there somewhere. (Kind of like McCarthy's Communists in State Dept.?) http://tinyurl.com/yg7bmxr
  12. @courtneypo Tears of joy? Tears of laughter? Tears of pain?
  13. RT @SGoldstein: Thought someone farted in my family van. Turns out this is just how New York smells.
  14. Toronto Star to outsource editing jobs. One editor votes No -- by editing publisher's announcement. http://bit.ly/4yqeWo via @ljthornton
  15. And starring, as right wing nut, Jon Voight. http://tinyurl.com/ylegrhk
  16. RT @samanthaurban Dreamed a friend refused to help save me & my sisters from being abducted by aliens. Woke up & considered unfollowing him.
  17. "Michele Bachmann," it seems, is a member of Congress. Anyone know what became of Turner and Overdrive?
  18. He called it a "spiritual marriage." Jurors called it sexual assault of a child. http://tinyurl.com/yczkza5
  19. An otherwise cultured friend calls Zappa's guitar playing "pointless noise." Friend ain't heard this. ♫ http://blip.fm/~fzni9
  20. Rick Gosselin, NFL writer extraordinaire, praises "A Gift for Ron" by Everson Walls with Kevin Blackistone. http://tinyurl.com/yko6plj