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brucemills

  1. I've just bought a Greek salad...Well, he didn't have any money! about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. I believe that people are generally good-hearted. Unless you enable comments. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. Graduates of the Griffith Uni go on to do great things, like commercials for the Griffith Uni about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
  4. I pride myself on being witty, humble and totally awesome. 2:30 AM May 26th via HootSuite
  5. Dear McDonalds cashier, dont give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. And don't forget the toy! 1:30 AM May 26th via HootSuite
  6. I think this is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. 12:25 AM May 26th via HootSuite
  7. Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this. 10:25 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  8. Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all. 9:25 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  9. Yes, you are entitled to your opinion. Why you insist on being wrong is beyond me, but go nuts with it. 8:20 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  10. My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered. 6:20 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  11. I opened up a bottle of coke and it said, "Sorry, you didn't win". I didn't even know I was playing, yet I was still disappointed. 5:20 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  12. I replied to your event invites with "maybe" because there wasn't a box for "I haven't seen you since high school, leave me alone." 5:20 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  13. Facebook went public, because even they couldn't figure out the Privacy Settings. 5:20 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  14. My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy... 4:15 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  15. Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my wallet and pretended to throw money in his hat. 3:15 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  16. Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself. 2:15 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  17. Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive. 6:15 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  18. That's definitely not my ringtone, but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway..... 5:15 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  19. Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We've never met and you live 2,400 Klm away, of course I'll go!! 4:15 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  20. Wot is this Eurovision you all speak of? #sbseurovision 4:13 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  • Name brucemills
  • Location Brisbane Queensland Australia
  • Web http://www.brucem...
  • Bio Just my random thoughts on the world. This is a personal account so all opinions and crazy talk is entirely my own.
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