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  1. What does "moss" mean? Not the small plant of the Bryophyta family, but the teenage slang definition.
  2. @splaw_nsk_ Holyshit. Why is Christina so fucking beautiful? Her beauty makes me curse like a mothafucking sailor.
  3. My mother is sitting alone on the couch holding the dog, while watching a shitty Tim Allen comedy, and practically pissing herself laughing.
  4. @splaw_nsk_ Not often. I got "Are you a virgin?" and people are, for some reason, SUPER interested in my interest in girls. I don't get it.
  5. @splaw_nsk_ WOW. Why do people LOVE to ask questions like that?
  6. @forgivemeology I was looking through my CD collection and you wrote down the track listings by hand on the mixed CD you made for me.
  7. I really enjoy Kate's penmanship for some reason.
  8. http://www.formspring.me/soapbox
  9. #imthekindofperson who understands that "I'm" is a contraction, and therefore requires an apostrophe.
  10. Thank you, Amy Krouse Rosenthal, for making my day lovely.
  11. I believe I just had a normal, comfortable discussion about anal intercourse with my father. I love open-minded parents.
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMPtYvZ8tM&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=747F0A378BC181C7 I would actually marry this man.
  13. It's time to teach "Herman The Worm" to 50 people in the hopes of landing a summer job. I really hope these 50 people are children.
  14. "Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world's greatest under-utilized romantic resource." - @realjohngreen
  15. http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny5/ShockingBirthdayCake.jpg Why does no one else find this as hilarious as I do? :(
  16. If I could have anything right now it would be a complete soundtrack listing for this show. I can't find ANY of these fantastic songs. :(
  17. @forgivemeology How have you been watching these RFR episodes? That was like, my favourite show. I totally need to get in on this.
  18. Why does Facebook keep encouraging me to befriend the mother of one of my junior high classmates?
  19. Excellent movie, by the way. Laura Linney's adorable as usual and Peter Sarsgaard and Liam Neeson fucking is the greatest thing ever.
  20. I want to be Alfred Kinsey when I grow up. I'm pretty much obsessed with the study of sex, and he's just fucking awesome.