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browncommachris

  1. What if Harry Houdini ACTUALLY haunted Six Flags New England?
  2. Tom Waits #musiciansthatneedbackupdancers
  3. Adam: "No one cares about the groom. You could be standing there on fire, and everyone would say, 'Look at the bride, she's glowing!'"
  4. Consuelo's Taqueria, I missed you.
  5. Dear restaurants in downtown Manchester, please stay open for more than one year. Thanks.
  6. CB: Mr. Mo-chow Ris'an (that was a stretch).
  7. Mm... rich bacon rows.
  8. Mom's chin crowbar.
  9. Anagram for browncommachris: Manic worm borsch.
  10. Never really was a fan of Twitter. #leavingandmaynotreturn
  11. @Bitowski THAT'S NOT A HAIKU / You must have forgot the 'bad' / Regardless, you lose
  12. @Bitowski Excuse, Mr. Dink? / Uh, I broke grill, I sorry / You BROKE GRILL? (Werewolf)
  13. Good morning! How are you today?
  14. In retrospect, saying my name is Chris Brown would have been a great way to pick up women at bars. No it wouldn't.
  15. I give up. You win, AS3.
  16. The latest javascript engine to piss me off: Shadowbox! If anyone could tell me how to configure it with JW Player, I'll give you chocolate.
  17. "Why did my computer caught on fire? :("
  18. http://bit.ly/PGxNE But can it do the ROBOT?
  19. Weddinging. I'm in a fancy tux and wearing a head of cabbage.
  20. Late start to chair shopping. Must hurry to find chair. Chair very necessary to sitting needs.