Broslife
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I bang, therefore I am.
9:38 AM Dec 9th
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Infinitely happy that girls wearing tight warmup pants in everyday situations is socially accepted.
7:41 AM Dec 8th
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Sometimes I wake up mon. morning and think, ugh another full week until the weekend.That stinks.Then I realize that I'm awesome and it's ok
9:29 AM Dec 7th
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Ah, Fridays. The bad decision king of the week.
8:58 AM Dec 4th
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A week ago I was surrounded by more breasts than I knew what to do with - because it was Thanksgiving -and there were a lot of chicks there.
9:41 AM Dec 3rd
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Now that portions of my playbook have been revealed. Let's hear it people. How's it working out for everyone? Oh, and you're welcome.
8:35 AM Dec 2nd
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Holiday Gift Idea - Alphabetize your bro's porn collection - He'll appreciate it, you can see what you're missing, and its cost effective.
9:18 PM Nov 30th
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The holidays are a great time to spend with family. Jack, Jim and Johnnie are just a few of my favorites.
9:12 PM Nov 30th
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Better bros -- Riggs & Murtagh or the Smothers Brothers?
11:56 AM Nov 30th
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@ Happy Birthday buddy. You're an honorary bro of mine tonight. Feel free to use that status to get laid.
12:36 AM Nov 29th
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Hoping to reclaim my status as a gold card member of the mile high club or at the very least as a new member to the half mile high club.
6:18 AM Nov 28th
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I am thankful for boobs, and the women attached to those boobs.
6:28 PM Nov 25th
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Thanksgiving Tip: Keeping Grandma's wine glass full will improve your Thanksgiving experience by 83%
4:35 PM Nov 24th
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B is for b's, c's and d's O is for oh man are boobs awesome O is for ok with fake ones. B is for bras S is for substitute for a pillow.
5:14 PM Nov 22nd
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When excecuting the hole in the bottom of the popcorn move, refrain from asking for butter. It sounds like a good idea, but it is not.
11:48 AM Nov 20th
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Excerpt from the Playbook: The Barney Stinson.
Step 1: "Hi, I'm Barney Stinson" - Step 2: Laid.
5:56 PM Nov 19th
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Bros of all ages. If your coffee order has more than 3 words in it, simply stop and exit the coffee-shop.
11:50 AM Nov 19th
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When entering a bar, the 1st bro with a clear path to the bar buys 1st round - If your path was impeded by a hot chick, not your fault.
4:13 PM Nov 18th
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@ you are absolutely correct. i, of course am one of them.
9:46 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to tiswhat
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Gentlemen, I know it's cold out but let's try and keep the man scarves to a minimum.
9:29 AM Nov 18th
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- Name Barney Stinson
- Location The Fortress of Barnitude, NYC
- Bio The Official Twitter Page of Barney Stinson
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