Ok females its time to send me them boobies! Best set wins a set of steak knives!

Omg my cheeks hurt. I'm not used to smiling this much

@corkangel76 is star struck from all the gay tv stars here.

@jtgraphic sup?

It's beautiful out today. T-shirt weather. I hope it stays this way all weekend.

@jeremylafary so stop fucking tap dancing

@ThatQueerMonkey if that's themost offensive thing you need to try harder

My bday is coming up (the 3rd) and as my present I would like my female followers to send me a picture of their boobs. ok i luv you buhbye!

bit.ly/zCgi9T Damn right!

bit.ly/y8yHyA Win!

Get boc while tethered to cell phone. twitpic.com/8981lc

@WootLive you're just making these up aren't you?

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I want to live on a farm

@adjective21 I heard you the first time

My mom just offered to buy me a high priced hooker. W.T.F?

@Flash269 happy birthday!

Broken kobo is broken :( twitpic.com/889f2i

I need friends that play DC Universe. Trying to do a raid with randoms is like trying to teach Hitler that Jews are people too. IMPOSSIBLE!

Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake! 9gag.com/gag/1504915 via @9GAG