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brooding_soul

  1. @_grandhotel You're ever so droll. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _grandhotel
  2. Try to read, then a cat sits on your face. instagr.am/p/LEbQQZJBi7/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
  3. @KaylaRFlint You're a freakus. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to KaylaRFlint
  4. Just walked by a sewer grate that looked suspiciously like the one from It, and now I'm pretty sure the C.H.U.D.S are after me. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @KelseyEClark How witty. 6:54 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KelseyEClark
  6. I honestly believe John Malkovich would sit around having a conversation with Siri. 6:28 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @_grandhotel Well that's not what I want so suck it. 6:19 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _grandhotel
  8. Somebody give me a goddamn KitKat bar already. 6:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @kelly_clarkson's body is SICK right now. Homegirl looks AMAZING. #DUETS 6:01 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Car in front of me has a YOLO sticker on its rear window which I think means I get to rear end him if I want, because YOLO. 4:57 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @AntheaHalsey That's the best answer of the 3. 8:25 AM May 24th via web in reply to AntheaHalsey
  12. @AntheaHalsey Do you live in Houston or Austin? Or Dallas? At least I got the Texas part right. 8:23 AM May 24th via web in reply to AntheaHalsey
  13. I have none the motivation to do any of the things. 8:22 AM May 24th via web
  14. The only thing I want out of life right now is a Crunchwrap Supreme. Make it happen, universe. 9:07 PM May 23rd via web
  15. Diced a jalapeno. Forgot. Wiped my nose with my fingers. Dying now. 4:44 PM May 22nd via web
  16. @iNorio Yes but skin proteins denature and raise water blisters that mimic boiling. 3:35 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iNorio
  17. "I had a 107* fever an I started to boil." This student staffer literally boiled. From the inside. 3:24 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Got whistled and winked at from @jarrett_david at his post in the Meat Dept. I feel so objectified. 2:20 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. "I was parodying myself, don't laugh." - @bdrez 11:24 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  20. You guys, @jarrett_david eats Fiber 1 bars because he thinks they're funny and he likes farting. 10:56 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone