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bronwynjones

  1. "You're your own worst frenemy." 7:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Tales of The Mission, May 24. Drug dealer: "Damn girl, you look fine!" Fine girl: "Not fine enough! I didn't make any money last night." 8:36 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Air Force One just totally buzzed the Ridgeview shuttle stop. Yo, POTUS! 6:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @wilsonminer Yes! Poopsmith McGillicutty's had its "soft opening" this morning at 15th and Mission. 8:35 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wilsonminer
  5. Good morning, Mission! And thanks for leaving that raw sewage on the sidewalk! 8:19 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Oh, so it's not just *figuratively* the best tee in the world? twitter.com/bronwynjones/s… 6:27 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. For us south-siders, Bay to Breakers just means there are slightly more drunk, costumed people at Dolores Park than usual. 8:11 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Gonna spend this evening determining how high I need to raise a glass for my Fuelband to register it as a "step." 6:12 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @jcroft I can tell you mean that by the way you said "missy." 5:54 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jcroft
  10. @jcroft Maybe. But at least I'm not a girl-drink drunk. 5:45 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jcroft
  11. Happy Birthday, @bluegoldblood ! 9:40 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @dunstan OMG, dude! You're gonna get rich offa all that Faceball stock! Finally! 8:50 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Sporting a slightly fluffier look today, due to complete, catastrophic hairdryer failure. 12:41 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @simmy I don't trust you, fake 8-bit kitty killer! 9:04 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to simmy
  15. My new memoir: The Sorrows of a Minecraft Widow 8:39 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. HOLY CRAP, SOCCER GUYS. 8:56 AM May 13th via web
  17. Hundred-dollar idea: Airemen, AKA Air Theremin. (Though not markedly different from Actual Theremin.) 3:49 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. It's Friday and I should be all "Yay!" But @seale won't be sitting next to me come Monday, so I'm all "Boo!" 7:02 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @mikeindustries Anyway, yes, #veep is funny in a shedloads-of-schadenfreude way. But bad things happen to politicians, so it's okay. 6:56 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mikeindustries
  20. @mikeindustries I accidentally @ replied myself instead of you whilst making a joke about not being drunk. This irony is quicksand-deep. 6:55 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mikeindustries