bronwynjones
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"You're your own worst frenemy."
7:36 PM May 24th
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Tales of The Mission, May 24.
Drug dealer: "Damn girl, you look fine!"
Fine girl: "Not fine enough! I didn't make any money last night."
8:36 AM May 24th
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Air Force One just totally buzzed the Ridgeview shuttle stop. Yo, POTUS!
6:20 PM May 23rd
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@ Yes! Poopsmith McGillicutty's had its "soft opening" this morning at 15th and Mission.
8:35 AM May 23rd
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in reply to wilsonminer
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Good morning, Mission! And thanks for leaving that raw sewage on the sidewalk!
8:19 AM May 23rd
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Oh, so it's not just *figuratively* the best tee in the world?
6:27 AM May 23rd
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For us south-siders, Bay to Breakers just means there are slightly more drunk, costumed people at Dolores Park than usual.
8:11 AM May 20th
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Gonna spend this evening determining how high I need to raise a glass for my Fuelband to register it as a "step."
6:12 PM May 18th
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@ I can tell you mean that by the way you said "missy."
5:54 PM May 18th
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in reply to jcroft
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@ Maybe. But at least I'm not a girl-drink drunk.
5:45 PM May 18th
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in reply to jcroft
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Happy Birthday, @ !
9:40 AM May 18th
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@ OMG, dude! You're gonna get rich offa all that Faceball stock! Finally!
8:50 AM May 18th
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Sporting a slightly fluffier look today, due to complete, catastrophic hairdryer failure.
12:41 PM May 17th
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@ I don't trust you, fake 8-bit kitty killer!
9:04 AM May 16th
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in reply to simmy
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My new memoir: The Sorrows of a Minecraft Widow
8:39 AM May 16th
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HOLY CRAP, SOCCER GUYS.
8:56 AM May 13th
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Hundred-dollar idea: Airemen, AKA Air Theremin. (Though not markedly different from Actual Theremin.)
3:49 PM May 12th
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It's Friday and I should be all "Yay!" But @ won't be sitting next to me come Monday, so I'm all "Boo!"
7:02 AM May 11th
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@ Anyway, yes, is funny in a shedloads-of-schadenfreude way. But bad things happen to politicians, so it's okay.
6:56 AM May 11th
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in reply to mikeindustries
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@ I accidentally @ replied myself instead of you whilst making a joke about not being drunk. This irony is quicksand-deep.
6:55 AM May 11th
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in reply to mikeindustries
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- Name Bronwyn Jones
- Location San Frantastic, CA
- Bio I write Internet stuff. Not this stuff. I mean, this stuff, yes. But also other stuff.
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