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  1. Pop. Fizzle. "Woo!" Pop. Fizzle. "Woo!"
  2. Happy Birthday, America. Thanks again for that second amendment. (Flights of angels, Mr. McNair.)
  3. At the Sunshine to see Tetro. I hope the Francis Ford Coppola-ness overwhelmes the Vincent Gallo-ness.
  4. Having a Plymouth with tiny onions in it at Belacourt at 2nd and 4th. Oyster Hour until 7!
  5. Listening to bagpipes at St. Marks in-the-Bowery.
  6. Finally at the Bowery. I love it here. @ladykrettek has ruined me for other hotels.
  7. Things Amtrak is sorry for: Delaying the train 30 minutes at AC, waiting for two southbound trains to pass, and changing engines in Philly.
  8. Welcome to Atlantic City: The Saddest Place on Earth. Thank jeebus I'm only going to see the inside of the train station.
  9. Gems from Charley, Chapter 4: "Just throw the coffee in his lap. That'll solve two problems."
  10. The 2009 Mercedes E-Class. Brakes itself. Keeps you in your lane. Wakes you up. Wipes your retarded rich ass.
  11. Gems from Charley, Chapter 3: "The only beauty I've seen was in that red Bentley. And I think I know how she got that red Bentley."
  12. Dropped my mom and Charley off in front of the rest stop and told them to meet me outside when they were done. That was 40 minutes ago.
  13. Gems from Charley, Chapter 2: "That rest stop is closed. 'Welcome to Maryland. Bowel movements are forbidden.'"
  14. Gems from Charley (my mother's oldest chum), Chapter 1: "I drank espresso in Spain and drove all night. Until I hit a pig."
  15. Driving to Ocean City, NJ, with my mother. I remember when this was fun...
  16. My evening is lame. But "Michael Clayton" is genius. I'm exhausted, but I have to watch it. Again.
  17. "No! No! You can't get away! 'From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.'" I love this movie.
  18. At my mom's, trying not to gorge myself on junk food in an attempt to stave off dangerous levels of boredom. Drinking wine? Totally fine.
  19. @blastcap: Roger that, n'at.
  20. Back at JFK, waiting to board a wee plane to America's Most Livable City. That's Pittsburgh, PA. Obviously.