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Bronwyn_MayB

  1. I'm waiting for sushi and I think they went to Japan to get it. 4:43 PM May 24th via txt
  2. Just spent WAY too much money because of a super friendly sales girl who said "Cool beans" and "poopscicles" in one conversation. 3:59 PM May 24th via web
  3. Dude employed at this hotel just adjusted his junk in the elevator mirror. 3:21 PM May 24th via txt
  4. Four final dump trips and my jeep full to the brim, Grandma's suite is finally emptied. I think I pulled something. 1:37 PM May 23rd via txt
  5. Making my Dad'd oatmeal squares and pretending I'm 10 again. 1:04 PM May 17th via txt
  6. Just shattered my favorite glass globe into the bathtub I was cleaning. I have a fear of when I sit in it next. 3:43 PM May 16th via txt
  7. Well crap. Look for me on the news again tonight. I ran my mouth off in front of cameras at the Legislature. 1:38 PM May 16th via txt
  8. Can't decide if I want to renew my InStyle magazine subscription considering the only place I read it is the bathroom. 4:49 PM May 15th via txt
  9. Would be enjoying a leisurely coffee on the deck if it weren't for the toddler throwing a tantrum at my neighbors. 9:19 AM May 14th via txt
  10. After 17 hours of sleep, I realize it may be hard to get to bed tonight. 9:08 PM May 13th via txt
  11. Had a nice visit with The Guy's grandma for Mothers Day. Now off for drinks and early supper at BPs 2:39 PM May 13th via txt
  12. As I said the word "trombone" out loud, The Guy finished it with "rrrr". He's a pervert. 2:09 PM May 13th via txt
  13. Monty had a close encounter with a garden hose at Aunt Kelly's yesterday. campl.us/jsIZ 2:00 PM May 13th via Camera+​ on iOS
  14. Looking for a place I can pick my wedgie in peace. 8:05 AM May 12th via txt
  15. While a salad at 6:30am seems ridiculous, a chocolate bar seems perfectly reasonable. 5:22 AM May 12th via txt
  16. Got stuff ready for he garage sale my SiL is having tomorrow. Suddenly the dog comes in the room with a fifty cent sticker on his head. ... 2:19 PM May 10th via txt
  17. I love 6am, but only when I've stayed up all night to see it. I know I get to go to sleep soon! 5:06 AM May 10th via txt
  18. Me: if you had to do it again, would you have asked me ou-- The Guy: NO!!! Me: ... Well, you're stuck with me now, sucker! 2:46 PM May 8th via txt
  19. Yes, officer, I did swerve into the other lane, but in my defense Nickelback came on the radio. 2:34 PM May 8th via txt