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  1. My hero: RT@megoc Rough start to the day around my office-someone glued shut sbucks doors in a six block radius
  2. The leftover pie/must be kept out of the reach/of the hungry cat
  3. from up the stairwell/baking smells from ABP/deceptively good
  4. @monsterenergy: /pick on a small brewery/you will surely fail #monsterboycott
  5. I think this frosting/is equal parts corn syrup/and yellow play-doh
  6. @liuliuliu: hahahahaha/Market Basket is badass/get those elbows out
  7. cat: what's in the box/us: it's a new microwave/cat: I sit on it
  8. Halloween decor/appears in department stores/Fall's the new summer
  9. @askinosie: i would like to win / the #askinosie_freetrip / i've never been there
  10. OJ in hawaii/is seven bucks a carton/I ate a mango
  11. how the rice cooker/knows when to stop cooking rice/is a mystery
  12. the icing on the/maple oatmeal scone at Peet's/has wrinkles in it
  13. The bolt bus driver/whistles shrilly to himself/just to wake us up
  14. Does anyone else/think that the Quaker oats guy/looks like he's a drunk?
  15. not very flaky/but buttery as you please/almond paste inside
  16. First .doc editor/arrives for Android OS/more and cheaper please
  17. Nonfat yogurt has/aspartame and corn syrup/I want my own cow
  18. The music becomes more clear/no one sees you dance
  19. In Sofra's bathroom
  20. @liuliuliu you start with a "cutting" from an existing kombucha culture. I know a bloke.