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bronsonwagner

  1. My next single, "Stay", which is in process for release will require the Explicit tag due to language and subject matter. Sweet.
  2. Added some Beatles, Jason Mraz, Foo Fighters, Gotye, Weezer, Crowded House, and Ryan Adams to the acoustic set tonight. #productivenonsleep
  3. Headed to my acupuncture appointment. The jury is still out on its effectiveness, but at the very least I get to lay down for an hour.
  4. Exacerbating - Self-gratification that only makes a problem worse.
  5. I uploaded a @YouTube video youtu.be/ZMFAn34pD5w?a You will be amazed... or amused.
  6. Something Struck Me Funny - What you say after being run over by a clown car.
  7. Found this note on the door of the studio the last time we recorded... (not really) fb.me/15GMriyam
  8. I am the punch line.
  9. Horoscope - An optical instrument that makes possible the direct observation of distant prostitutes.
  10. Why is prostitution illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? #GeorgeCarlin
  11. Happy Mower's Day. #condo
  12. Thousands of dollars in toys, playgrounds, bikes, etc. - I know, let's squirt each other with the hose. instagr.am/p/KjM0mcubI0/
  13. Bored to the very core of my wretched soul. #somebodyplease
  14. Ashes Remain fb.me/14M1x3zYM
  15. Gas prices are like unenthusiastic lovers. They seldom go down and even when they do you know it's not really going to last long.
  16. Magic 8-Ball says, "Reply hazy, try again."
  17. Now taking cover song requests for additions to the acoustic show set lists...
  18. @thedamnwells Is this a new lyric snippet?
  19. Equality could also be achieved by making heterosexual marriage illegal. #creativeproblemsolving