brokentv
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It's so great that our benefits system is so 'open & welcoming' that people are KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MAKE ENDS MEET
about 4 hours ago
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THIS OLD "CLEESE" FILM HAS BEEN RATED AS MORE TOPICAL AND RELEVANT THAN , THUS IT REPLACES IT.
about 4 hours ago
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@ So, you're Splitting Heirs kinda person, then.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to Aaronings
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A woman moaning about the spectre of Irish immigration, there. This episode of is sponsored by SEVENTY YEARS AGO.
about 4 hours ago
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@ "Yours sincerely, John Britainnoteurope, Malaga."
about 4 hours ago
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audience member thought process: "Look at those poor, unfortunate people. I really hope they don't expect to live anywhere near me."
about 4 hours ago
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And do judges text each other coy little comments? "LOL HE IS WELL GUILTY INNIT".
about 5 hours ago
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Can someone with a new iPhone see how Siri would answer all these questions?
about 5 hours ago
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It's a fucking good job all these rich politicians can afford have private medical care
about 5 hours ago
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The doctors helped deliver the babies who grew up to be bankers. CLEARLY it's their own fault.
about 5 hours ago
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BREAKING: Tories to tax whippets and, oh I don't know, string vests.
about 5 hours ago
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@ Due to a misprint, I treat each day like my Lost. The neighbours are sick of the polar bear rampaging around the garden.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to brokentv
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Wait.. "treat each day as if it's your last?" Aah. I'd always gone with 'first'. Had to explain away a LOT of crying, breast milk and poo.
about 5 hours ago
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Not liking your job, but your workplace having unsecured wi-fi accessible from the toilets. It's a dilemma as old as time itself.
about 5 hours ago
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Q. What d'you call a monarch with a hankering for a chocolate ice lolly? A. "A king fit for a Feast."
about 6 hours ago
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@ @ it was actually a joke I'd blatantly nicked from the NME When It Was Good, circa 1996.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to LFBarfe
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@ His correct name is actually Crispy Ian Mills. Hope that helps!
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to beakpie
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EXCITING NEWS: the final series of Breaking Bad starts on 15th July (in that America). Probably bit until May 2026 here, of course.
10:53 AM May 30th
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Being followed by a ‘Think Like a Millionaire’ spam account. I can do that for free. “Five years ago I was a billionaire :(” See?
8:06 AM May 30th
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from Cheshire West and Chester, Cheshire West and Chester
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@ Meanwhile, on iPhone game Tap to Unlock...
12:44 PM May 29th
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in reply to theskink
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- Name Mark X
- Location Flintshire
- Web http://brokentv.net
- Bio Writer of the decreasingly popular BrokenTV blog. One of my key strengths is my attention to detial.
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