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  1. @Aaronings So, you're Splitting Heirs kinda person, then.
  2. A woman moaning about the spectre of Irish immigration, there. This episode of #bbcqt is sponsored by SEVENTY YEARS AGO.
  3. @Aaronings "Yours sincerely, John Britainnoteurope, Malaga."
  4. #bbcqt audience member thought process: "Look at those poor, unfortunate people. I really hope they don't expect to live anywhere near me."
  5. And do judges text each other coy little comments? "LOL HE IS WELL GUILTY INNIT". #bbcqt
  6. Can someone with a new iPhone see how Siri would answer all these questions? #bbcqt
  7. The doctors helped deliver the babies who grew up to be bankers. CLEARLY it's their own fault. #bbcqt
  8. BREAKING: Tories to tax whippets and, oh I don't know, string vests. #bbcqt
  9. Wait.. "treat each day as if it's your last?" Aah. I'd always gone with 'first'. Had to explain away a LOT of crying, breast milk and poo.
  10. Not liking your job, but your workplace having unsecured wi-fi accessible from the toilets. It's a dilemma as old as time itself.
  11. Q. What d'you call a monarch with a hankering for a chocolate ice lolly? A. "A king fit for a Feast."
  12. @LFBarfe @beakpie it was actually a joke I'd blatantly nicked from the NME When It Was Good, circa 1996.
  13. @beakpie His correct name is actually Crispy Ian Mills. Hope that helps!
  14. EXCITING NEWS: the final series of Breaking Bad starts on 15th July (in that America). Probably bit until May 2026 here, of course.
  15. Being followed by a ‘Think Like a Millionaire’ spam account. I can do that for free. “Five years ago I was a billionaire :(” See?
  16. @theskink Meanwhile, on iPhone game Tap to Unlock... twitpic.com/9qf8jm