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  1. Did you know that iPhone batteries can go from 100% --> 0% in less than 2 hours, and then back up to 70% after 43 minutes of charging? Cool!
  2. Very bipolar iPhone 3G battery.
  3. @tBOBXerxes since I first came here. I didn't start teaching until nov. Uhh... We like hung out in September and stuff on Kauai, lol.
  4. I first came to Taiwan a year ago today. Celebrating by eating some 'healthful pilaco wafer rolls' I forgot I ordered 4 months ago.
  5. Garbage trucks playing music, assholes honking their horns, what will wake me up way too early tomorrow? Firecrackers, probably. Seriously.
  6. I hate both my 7-11s for not having functioning coke slurpee, but I hate the closer one more for being full of foreigners. #selfloathing
  7. Man I get so creeped out by 99% of the other foreigners here.
  8. @bradbaris That sucks. I received less than good news about the future of my school yesterday but hopefully it will still be open today!
  9. Should I be angry that I accidentally downloaded The Simpsons in German or be stoked at hearing "Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!" in German?
  10. @bradbaris build a time machine, go to two month in the future, buy album.
  11. Just saw a pretty gnarly moped crash. The victim/guy knocked down wasn't hurt, but the other person just sped away. People are fucked up.
  12. Holy shit new BN album! RT @brandnewrock: and one head can never die will be released september 22.
  13. Spergin' out with scrobbling. Think I'll be going with imeem over last.fm app.
  14. @dallasnagata I'm easily responsible for 42% of the negativity. Go fuck yourself, jerkbag. Oh, whoops, sorry.
  15. Today would be a good day to be in the burnable paper business.
  16. Actually super satisified with BestSkinsEver iPhone skin. Woke up, it's dried out, looks and feels great. A+++++ would skin again.
  17. Suddenly not such a fan of my cellular network. What the fuck, why would I want a custom login gateway for Yahoo? #fuckFarEasTone
  18. That was easy. Still a lot to set up/experiment with. Some things just not doable yet, but sleep for now. First 3G tweet, baby!
  19. Made it home in record time, I cannot believe I made it to the bathroom. Now let's see if I can manage to not fuck this up.
  20. Experimenting with shaving on Sunday night rather than Monday morning. So far so good, but we'll see how it holds. #gaysex