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  1. @Doctortriplej Inspektor Herring was my favourite skit.
  2. The European Broadcasting Union theme song should be Australia's new national anthem. #SBSEuovision
  3. @k_venhelsieki Audio cut out here too.
  4. Seizure time Europe! #SBSEuovision
  5. It's so cute how the French must have everything translated from English even though no other nation would demand so. #SBSEuovision
  6. Ireland meets the Bicentennial Man. #SBSEuovision
  7. Ummm.. Moldova... #SBSEuovision
  8. I'm not sure if that was offensive or just complete rubbish. #SBSEuovision
  9. Tractor sales go up in Austria due to pole dancers being included with every sale. #EurovisionSBS
  10. Poor Julia getting all teary. #SBSEuovision
  11. Why is the oven spinning around faster than the speed of light? #SBSEuovision
  12. In Soviet Russia music makes you old. #SBSEuovision
  13. The Danish way is to put a musical group together and dress them in clothing from all four corners of the globe. #SBSEuovision
  14. San Marino runs this as a musical in senior citizen clubs to introduce them to MyFace and Tweeter. #SBSEuovision
  15. Israel does the time and space dimension warp, again? #SBSEurovision
  16. Azerbaijan blew their annual budget on getting the lights on the stadium to match the nation performing next. #SBSEurovision
  17. Switzerland: Land of enforced hair gel usage. #SBSEurovision
  18. The native instrument of Romania is, you guessed it, the bagpipes. #SBSEurovision
  19. @k_venhelsieki Post Eurovisionism? :P
  20. The latest Albanian hairstyle is so in right now and will be demanded across France in the coming days. #SBSEurovision